my turn at unrelatable polls also:
i am the third of seven siblings
i have more than eight living grandparents
i taught myself to read at age three
i have pierced myself 10+ times
i have been to disney world exactly once, as an adult
i have performed on a stage in lincoln center
my dad is verified on twitter (LEGACY VERIFIED)
i have seen futurama, from beginning to end, 15+ times
ive been a press member in a roundtable interview with ryan gosling
none of these apply to me


















