God theyre just so chumby

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

ok but imagine watching bella and edward’s relationship from the outside like. ok this new girl moves to school and she starts dating that really weird guy from that really weird family for like. 6 months. and then he leaves her and shes like. really depressed for 6 months. then he comes back and like 6 months later youre invited to their wedding??????? i would be like bitch what the fuck

And then they go on their honeymoon only to have him come back and be like “oh yeah, she’s dead now, so sad”

That sounds like an episode of one of those “True Crime” shows where they know he murdered her but never had the evidence to prove it.

Also, people reblogging one post and not this one which is the first instance of this wondeful goblin chanting on film is a crime

:)

She’s exploring, he’s retreating.

she’s going to KILL him

THE LADY

vaguely sad broad city is ending even though i haven’t seen an episode in like 3 seasons. just have feminist instincts for it. and abby and ilana should have fucked

I feel personally attacked