Hey up kiddywinkles

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

we kill the bat man

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

re: the galexlilycarmen engagement ring photo. I can write galex fics but nothing I write will ever top alex albon's twisted mind. that man puts george through the RINGER for FUN. my GOD

RESTORING LOST MEDIA

Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

hi aromantics and asexuals and aroaces. I love you.

also everyone who's anywhere else on the aspectrum and everyone who's questioning if they're aspec. hi I love you too.

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it