The Cackling Ghidorah

Someone turned it into a comic. YES.

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

Paleo artist Josh Cotton updated Jurassic Park’s Velociraptor and we must say – more realistic, feathered dinosaurs just look so much more awesome! Great job, Josh!

the speed limit is 720 fuCKING MILES PER HOUR.

It’s actually 45… how… how did you get 720?

No? Shouldn’t it be 180?

No, I think 45 is right. 2 times 45 is 90, and 360 divided by 4 is 90, so yeah, 90=90.

Yeah, but if x = the sum of 360/4. then it should be 2 multiplied by x, (90). Yeah? If it was 2 times 45, 360/4 would have to equal 45, and it doesn’t.

Tumblr: School is dumb I don’t need math Tumblr: The speed limit is 720 mph

with other eight year olds

dude i bet they fucken FOUGHT  for the privilege of putting that hat on that dragon

Not book related but THIS IS SO ADORABLE

*movie trailer voice* what if you could go back in time…..and KILL adam sandler

actually this would be pretty cool. this guy (ideally me) would go back in time and kill adam sandler before he can make any movies but it turns out that something adam sandler did prevented an all out nuclear war. so the main character has to go back in time and laboriously recreate movies similar enough to adam sandler movies to sustain a reality that doesn’t actually have adam sandler. but there’s still things wrong with the future so he keeps having to become more and more like adam sandler, finally becoming a replacement of him. then a third character comes back from the future and kills the main character for the same reason that the main character originally killed adam sandler. in the end it implies that adam sandler was originally just one of countless time travelers trying to undo the endless cycle of bad movies but in doing so, being indoctrinated into it

are you reading this, hollywood.

I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spain

Having had to spend all of college listening to physics majors at Caltech talk about stamp collecting while I was trying to teach them biology, fucking thank you, Randall Munroe.

just in: chris pratt and the raptors are drift compatible

MECHA RAPTOR-LORD

JAEGER NAME: CLEVER GIRL

jfc it got better

That went from 0 - 100 a lot faster than I predicted lol Truth!

Lmaoooooo 😂😂😂 truuuu