cashe

had a dream last night that jerma became like a mainstream celebrity by pioneering a new type of stream where he would play a game like normal but every once in a while he would let chat "peep the horror" and put this like red and black pulsating mass on screen (it kinda looked like an ai generated image) and the whole deal was that everyone who saw it thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen but every time he'd show it one viewer who saw it would die

NEVER do your best. QUIT

wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit

Blocked

Parried

*through gritted teeth* normal. normalcore

haters see me and say christ what is that

says "more like craptocurrency" and the value of all fake internet money drops so hard that nerds start throwing themselves out of high rise buildings like 1920s stock traders

crapitalism

(struggling to alert a room full of teenage astronauts without them laughing at me (i was brought on yesterday and do not have their trust yet)) …comrades there is a… double agent… within… our ranks… and we believe he is hiding in the… air conditioning system ……… if you notice anyone acting ss….sstrange (nice save)… like they are… pretending… to do…. chores…….. please do not hesistate to call an … urgent assembly. be aware that if you are this… impersonator… we will not wait to… eliminate you into space

(giggling, trying to relate to the room full of teenage astronauts i employ and want to trust me) “crew mates” there is an “imposter” “among us”… we believe he is hiding in the “vents”, if you notice anyone acting “sus” - maybe “faking tasks” - call an “emergency meeting”. if you are the imposter please know we won’t hesitate to “eject” you

*pulls you closer* youre failing trigonometry