Cabooses Colossal Coconuts

Boys

Girls

Their types

The meaning of life

Nightmares

The best flavor of chap stick

Inappropriate stuff

Family

Plans for the future

Weird dreams they’ve had

Scientific theories

Funny vines

Sponge Bob

Story ideas they really wish they had the motivation and skill to write

Aliens

Books

The end of the world

Death

What comes after death

Shows/movies

School

Weird people they’ve seen at Walmart

Their MO’s if they became serial killers

The mafia

The best superpower

How much it would suck to be in a coma but able to hear everything yet not move

Sports teams

People they’d die to meet

How they’d die in the zombie apocalypse

How to become a drug dealer

What types of fruit they’d be

Kanye West

Ways to change the world

Pet peeves

Who they’d sell their soul for

The scientifically best way to walk to not get mugged

Dark humor

Knock knock jokes

Poetry

The compelling urge to throw their phones out an open window

Religion

Who’d be the target on their dart board

The probability of dying alone

How sad yet endearing it is to see old couples being cute

Coke vs Pepsi

The worst pain they’ve ever felt

Fears

Childhood hopes

How weird Nostalgia and Déjà vu are

Whether hypnosis really works

What if plants had feelings?

Slytherin | Gryffindor | Ravenclaw 

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Feeling refreshed every time you woke up because the common room is so fresh and earthly

“Why do you look so good at this time in the morning?”

Being friends with people from each house

Being great at geography because of the globes and maps that are dotted around the common room

Loving Professor Sprout so much

P. Sprout always coming into the common room to play board games and karaoke

Dance parties 

Everyone being surprised every time you get sassy

Being really over protective of all of your friends and not being afraid to get mad at people who hurt them

Sneaking into the kitchens at midnight for snacks

Not even caring about house points because you’d rather have fun then play by rules to get points

muggle Polaroid cameras dotted around the common room with self refilling polaroids 

loud music in the common room on saturday nights

Creating tight friendships with the other puffs in your year and staying up late talking about everything

ultimate squad goals

Giving the best presents 

Other houses always confused as to how you get into your common room

“What do you mean you don’t have a password?”

Always helping people who drop their books or anything even if it means being left behind 

smol badass cinnamon buns 

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The common room being crazy full of everyone’s animals

“Why are you sitting on the floor?” 

“The cats have taken over the furniture” 

The common room being a safe haven for exotic animals people rescue 

Each Puff year group taking turns to have sleepovers in the common room

Hufflepuff creating a reputation at being atrocious for not handing in homework 

“Did you do the potions essay?” 

“No but omg look at this squirrel I’ve been nursing back to health isn’t he gorgeous?” 

The biggest daydreamers you will ever meet

Hufflepuff’s being such good sources for any gossip because they’re great observers/listeners 

Also being the best people to go to for advice 

also also being the best people to go to to do some research on people

“Did you talk to him?” 

“Yes and oh my god you cannot date him! He wears crocs”

‘What? What are crocs?” 

“It’s a muggle thing - but please trust me on this one. Stay away from him okay?” 

muggleborn hufflepuffs creating short films about hogwarts and showing all their, very impressed, pureblood friends

Puffs creating a ginormous easter egg hunt on easter for anyone to participate in

Puffs being responsible for creating a lot of cool activities for anyone to join in

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I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!