The Cabbage Cart 白菜小摊

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

....What's going on here?!

Veggies gone wild?! Cabbage Chaos?!

D:

Cabbage Man fell the the ground and dramatically kissed the matted dirt as the ragged travelers disembarked. 

"Soil! Real, solid earth! I love you!!"

Ignoring the annoyed glares of passengers forced to stumble in a meandering path around the green-clothed man worshipping dirt, Cabbage Man started digging a hole with his bare hands, adding to the dirt stains already worn into the swirls of his calloused fingertips.

"I will plant a fresh, youthful cabbage seed here, in this beauteous place, thereby marking the exact location of my miraculous survival to my afore-planned destination and my great friendship with the youthful and honorable Toph! This cabbage plant will the be the symbol of my new life! It will grow with wild abandon, blossoming with flowers in the spring, and with delicious vegetables in the summer, bringing life and loveliness to all around it, tempting bystanders into a beguiling bite, providing -"

Cabbage Man was abruptly cut off by a toddler who ran screaming with delight right in front of him - only to fall into the intended cabbage seed hole and stunned into silence. 

The dirty child, swathed in a frayed quilted coat, was immediately followed by his stressed mother who snatched up her bundle of trouble before the mini human could quite figure out whether to cry or not. The tot compromised by scrunching up its tiny face, sticking some grimy fingers in its mouth, and letting out a half-hearted whimper. In angry exhaustion, the mother snarled at the Cabbage Man - "Clean up your act - and your mess! My kid could have died!" before swirling around in the opposite direction and marching away.

Oops.