TG: stand agog and marvel bitch

firefly/serenity au where dave takes over for river and rose takes over for simon and whenever dave gets on his insane babble bullshit everyone's like "oh is that the academy" and rose is like hm. no he's always been like this. now he just has an excuse

not even mad that tumblr glitched and i spammed by accident tbh it just dug in my point further . apologies to the fucking tl. i have to be at work in 20 but i've spent my morning debating dave's mommy kink . hows everyone doing today

there was no debating you blatantly agreed with me

okay dave kinnie

not even mad that tumblr glitched and i spammed by accident tbh it just dug in my point further . apologies to the fucking tl. i have to be at work in 20 but i've spent my morning debating dave's mommy kink . hows everyone doing today

there was no debating you blatantly agreed with me

@betahell shows up like hi i don’t know what happened to my computer can y'all please fix it?? and then after like two fucking minutes of their absolute tech god genius fingers stroking those keys some hyper realistic fan art of dave calling rose mommy while she fucks him with her eldritch edgar allen poe magic tentacles she birthed out of thin air pops up and the poor 27 year old man who lives with his WASP mother and dodgers fan father in a converted garage bedroom presses the secret panic button below the counter and homeland security personally escorts you to alcatraz for your inadvertent attempt at terrorism

our friend hell is pulling out their wallet like “how much do i owe you” and the swat team is already descending stripper style from their helicopters, a sniper is trained on their heat signature from the home depot across the street. they’ll never see their family ever again. that essay they have due on mesopotamian agriculture and farming techniques? never turned in. not that it even fucking matters, it’s not like they have remedial courses in alcatraz. your cell mate is going to ask you what you did to land yourself in the inescapable prison right off the golden gate bridge. you say you were behind one of the most influential daverose blogs of all time. there’s a twinkle in his eye….. not a good one. he knows all too well what daverose is. it’s me. i’m your cellmate. i commit ecoterrorism by burning a 1995 range rover it’s always sunny in philadelphia style while trying to become the physical embodiment of dennis reynolds. my dave shirts and red converse were in the passenger seat, i’ve gone through a complete personality change. you would never know it was me but here i am, hell. ready to put you so far into the depths of these incarceration grounds that half your url becomes your reality. anyway i hope you think i’m pretty when we meet in person :)

not for long xxx

you were literally asleep for this entire resurgence of daverose propaganda which means none of this can be filed on the divorce papers. try harder babe

rose and dave drift and he’s like ok why do you wanna fuck these kaiju so bad

bold of you to assume he wouldn't lock himself out of the bunker after hearing that

because then it would just be the amateur porno i hc him as having made w his high school girlfriend when they both turned 18 :/

pacrim2 rose is newt au where she drift-fucks a kaiju brain

God, why did they make newt drift fuck a Kaiju brain?? He named it Alice

because he's hot and he deserves it