I will die on this hill

#i am high and exhausted why does the dude in the comic look like straight adamtots #like im siding with the cool leftist lady and the baby

shampoo is a product that cleanses one’s hair; a feature of the human anatomy that both reminds us of our animal history and is elevated as a token of carefully coiffed social status. tell me, will, when you wash your hair— are you tending to your animalistic urges, or to the flimsy social graces we put on each day?

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

anyway normalize women not wanting children as a happy ending

I think about him often. Where is he now? Does he take commissions? Who was he? Is he still drawing? Is he single? I feel like Cinderella with no slippers.