C0smic Disaster

Thank you @c0smicdisaster for this gorgeous art!

Author: @kotias

Summary of the volume:

What is the meaning of immortality when it spirals towards destruction? What is the meaning of love when it breaks the heart anew every time it is lost? What does fate have in store for our Serpent and their beloved Owl?

Excerpt:

“You are so deserving, my love. You have been so brave,” Aziraphale said, passing a hand on Crowley’s face, and the serpent’s tears had found his fingers; he felt his own feelings catching up to him, and tears cascaded from his own eyes as he looked into his mate’s eyes. “So patient with me, when I have been so afraid, and so slow at finding my eternal place by your side,” he continued. Each of his words was veiled with his complete adoration for his mate, for his… Goddess. “Crowley… Never have I been happier than when I am allowed to love you.”

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Holy crap, we did it.

Thank you to everybody who contributed somehow to this fic, or who read it.

It was an incredible journey that took almost two years of our collective labour, and I am incredibly grateful to everybody, it feels unreal to have posted this final chapter.

Some figures here:

Final word count: 348,620 words

Co-creators with an AO3: 77ckk, adverbian, Aidaran, amber_missy, anna_bird, babyrubysoho, Busy24_7, CaptainBlou, cassieoh, cassieoh_draws (cassieoh), ChefsKissXO, Cobeeli, cordsycords, CountryMare, CrystalSilhouette, Daneecastle, Darklunac, dbacklot99, Elenthya, EybeFioro, FeatheredBoaConstrictor (CrystalSilhouette), fishey_me, FloofyRaptor, FuzzyGoblin, GaiasEyes, ghst_signal, goatmeal_craisin, GroovyNightStrawberry, hakunahistata, ireallyneedmoretea, Kiratastic_art, Kotias, Letha, LexArturo, Li_re, LunaIsBlueMcFly, mageofthepeople, millship, MxTHRTN, polychrome, quona (enneadic), saucySmutPigeon, sixbynine, smurfadurf, SpaceGiraffe, Spookysexy83, The 23rd Crow (DoYouRememberAlexander), the_ineffable_dance, theRavenMuse, TheScholarlyStrumpet (equipoise), Trebol_Negro, victims-of-love (toshifee), vieux_yeux, whatareyou42, WiblyWobly_TimeyWimey, Wingsofopal

Launch of the project on GOAD: 20th of February 2024

First day of posting: 19th of January 2025

Final date of posting: 24th of December 2025

Thank you again, to everybody.

Thank you u/ireallyneedmoretea for having gone through the entirety of the fic, several times, to ensure that it will be as good as it can be.

Thank you @theravenmuse, @eybefioro, @whatareyou42, @gaiaseyes451, @theonewiththeshippinggoogles for having been such amazing War Council members with me, I wouldn't have gotten to the end without you all.

And of course, enormous thank you to our 5 teams of incredible troopers, each working on their volume for this entire time.

Another chapter of my Winter Omens Big Bang story with wonderful art (as you can see above for the cover) by the absolutely fabulously marvellous DeMented_DeMeown.

Chapter 4 will be out on January 1st - by which time I will be done with my Fluffcember stories and will have more time again. Maybe even get this post out earlier in the day. 😅

Holiday Hazards

Rated E (the E rated chapters are chapter 2, so this one, and six)

Words: ~48k, 7118 words in this chapter

(some) Tags: Established Relationship, Lack of Communication, Winter Solstice, Crowley Hates the Cold (Good Omens), Food Kink, Food Play, Light Dom/sub, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Oral Sex, Biting, Crowley's Tongue (Good Omens), POV Crowley (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale/Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Top Crowley/Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Witchcraft, mentioned emotional abuse, mentioned disordered eating, mentioned illness, NSFW Art, Post-Canon

Tags will be updated when necessary (and it will be necessary, DeMented_DeMeown agreed that it would be fun to keep the ones for the last chapter secret for now 😏). Please read them carefully and decide if this is for you.

Summary:

Crowley and Aziraphale are going on their first ever winter holiday as an Us. Crowley doesn’t understand why Aziraphale insisted on a town in the English countryside during the coldest winter they’ve had in decades, when they could have gone literally anywhere (preferably somewhere warm) and plans to spend his time where it’s comfortable (in bed with Aziraphale). Aziraphale has naturally other plans.

The next morning, the weather only seems to be getting worse, much worse. Now they have to find out what’s going on and how to save everyone, themselves included - so Crowley can finally have the winter holiday he wants.

Summary of this chapter:

Crowley has a weird feeling that something isn't quite right. So what does he do?

Excerpt (from this chapter)

“Oh good, you’re awake!” Aziraphale’s voice, holy-ly chipper this early in the day, entered the room and halted in front of the bed. “‘M not.” If the angel thought he’d get him up this early in the day after their nighttime activities, he had another thing coming. They were on holiday. No one in their right mind got up before 11 am while on holiday. Crowley pulled the duvet over his head to put emphasis to his point. The bed dipped next to him. “Oh, I believe you are.” Aziraphale sounded far too amused. “Wrong.” “Really, Crowley. You’re talking, you can’t be asleep and talking!” “Demon,” Crowley grumbled into the mattress. “I can do loads of things. Might be sleep-talking.” “Now you’re making up words.” “What? No, I’m n—” he broke off with a growl and stopped himself just in time from rising up to throw Aziraphale a disbelieving look. ‘Damn.’ Arguing made his brain light up. It woke him up so much that comfortably drifting back into sleep would not easily be possible. He didn’t like that. In retaliation against the responsible party - who was doing this on purpose, Crowley was certain - he’d just remain stubborn and stay down then.

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I want to thank my wonderful beta readers @angie-words and @playdohangel for all their help and support, the @whickberstreetwriters for being my wonderful home on the internet and the mods over at @gowinterbang for organising this fun event that'll keep us all fed with fanfic and art through the holidays and into the next year!

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Also, please don't forget to check out all the other wonderful stories and artworks created for this event. For example:

Thinkinginscripts and maon25

bohoteacher and maon25

NaturallyTeal and dragonfire42

@di-42 and @hogs-and-ham

iarrannme and @c0smicdisaster (COsmicLunatic)

@kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon and @crowleysgoat

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It's the epilogue! Big thanks, grateful hugs, and secret spells blessing your year to ✨everyone✨ who read along, and an extra warm welcome to everyone here for hornybaker!Aziraphale/naga!Crowley now that it's all up and complete! Come read at the AO3:

Chapter 12 -- Epilogue: All Things in Moderation

Written by @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon and illustrated with gorgeous art by @c0smicdisaster for the Fall Ball Kink Thrall fest Slow Dance! Combined, our prompts were Comeplay and Biting. But we may have lost our heads a bit…

Huge thanks to beta readers @tiffanyvampiremama, @on1occasionfork and @c0smicdisaster as well as @wingsofopal and @sixbynine-da for running the fest! Also tagging @goodomensafterdark because without you, this absolutely would not exist. ❤️ You are all amazing! Also, Cosmic has a ✨Patreon!✨ Check it out here

Chapters 1-2 posted today! Fic is complete and will update weekly.

Written by @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon and illustrated by @c0smicdisaster for the Fall Ball Kink Thrall fest Slow Dance! Combined, our prompts were Comeplay and Biting. But we may have lost our heads a bit…

mega thanks to beta readers @tiffanyvampiremama, @on1occasionfork and @c0smicdisaster as well as @wingsofopal and @sixbynine-da for running the fest! Also tagging @goodomensafterdark because without you, this absolutely would not exist. ❤️ You are all amazing!

CW/TW:

Naga Crowley, Baker Aziraphale, Human/Monster Romance, Human AU, Fantasy AU, Monsterfucker Aziraphale, Virgin Aziraphale, Tender Crowley, Top Crowley, Bottom Aziraphale, Baking, Baking mishaps, Masturbation, massive dildos, Religious Fanaticism, Trauma, Voyeurism, Comeplay, Biting, Eventual Happy Ending. See AO3 for the full unhinged list.

Summary

Aziraphale suddenly felt extremely warm and flushed. His heartbeat was very loud in his ears. He could still breathe, but that felt overloud as well. He folded his hands in his lap and stared at the little dustings of flour and sugar still creasing his fingers and knuckles and nails. Calm, he thought. There isn’t any actual snake creature running amok. Or, In which there's a snake demon terrorizing the village of Avalon! Sort of. Alright, not much at all. But the beast still must be placated, and since no one's much for human sacrifice these days, the village baker Aziraphale suggests a different solution. And if he happens to have a slight ulterior motive, well, that's no one's business, is it?

Excerpt from Chapter 2:

Newt raised his hand again. “Er. Just how are we defining virginity here? Does any orifice or body part count? Does one include any act that ends in, um… culmination? How many people need to be involved? What about manual aids?” Gabriel swelled ominously, and Aziraphale hurried to speak up. “What about looking at this from another angle?”