If you visit Washington you have to go into the woods. Going into the woods is really the only thing you can do in Washington.

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

if you see hardware on yhe ground like a washer or a hex nut you have to pick it up because it’s lonely and scared. if you see any metal on the ground you have to pick it up because it’s alone and scared and lonely.

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

surely another trinket will cure me

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

When you catch someone beating off a dead horse

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs