I DONT EXIST

she's so lame and has loser interests i need to fuck her raw

showers with no water pressure are so nasty its like im standing under an old man

Hawaiian shirt buttoned to the top? Dorky dad on vacation. One or two buttons undone? Just a chill guy. But three or more buttons...? Whore.

might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother

not resilient like a beautiful flower pushing up thru concrete but resilient like an inflatable bounce back clown toy being punched repeatedly in the head by a maniacal 5 year old

i wish i were a guy who pretends to be bisexual to get alt girls attention and says shit like "hi im nate" (or whatever his name is)