Random Thoughts and Posts

Coach Finstock: "Stilinski! What’s the answer to number seven?"

Eli: "Coach, it’s Eli. Eli Hale."

Coach Finstock (staring): "Your last name might be Hale, but your attitude screams Stilinski."

Deucalion: Derek, so good to see you again. And you brought your little human pet, how sweet. What was his name again? Stiles?

Stiles: And what exactly are you smirking at Deucalion? Is that a family name? Or was it just the most pretentious thing you could come up with? I'm guessing Lycaon was too on the nose?

Deucalion: You should watch your tongue

Stiles: My name means glory of sword. Yours means you picked up a greek mythology book so you wouldn't have to introduce yourself as Kevin or something.

Deucalion: I am the alpha of alphas, I am the apex of apex predators, I AM THE DEMON WOLF

Stiles: So wolfsbane won't work on you then, oh lord pretentious of the exclusive psycho club?

*Stiles sprays him in the face with a super soaker of wolfsbane infused water*

Stiles: will you look at that? It worked! Come on sourwolf, I want curly fries

Derek: Stiles I thought I asked you to behave and be careful with what you said.

Stiles: I assumed you meant no blind jokes, I was honestly insulted you thought I'd stoop that low. I have some tact.

*Deucalion growls and lunges. Stiles throws a handful of mountain ash at him.*