“If she buys drinks for your friends at the bar, it’s not because she likes your friends, it’s because she likes you. If she watches football with you all Sunday long, it’s not because she likes sports, it’s because she likes you. If she volunteers to DD for you and your friends, it’s not because she doesn’t like drinking, it’s because she likes you. If she goes to the gym with you it’s not because she likes working out, it’s because she likes you. If she invites you over because she made your favorite food, it’s not because she likes cooking or because she likes steak, it’s because she likes you. And don’t get me wrong, she might actually like some or all of those things but that’s not why she does them. She does them because she likes you.”

“I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that no one loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that I love no one else, and never have loved anyone else, and never will love anyone else.”