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Ty, very bad at flirting: Um... you smell really good. Louie, equally bad at flirting: Thanks, I use both nostrils.

Dewey: Don't go to the living room. Louie: Why? Dewey: I saw a spider. Louie: Did you kill it? Dewey: I have two arms and it has eight. Dewey: It's not fair.

Donald: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Della: Even better! Donald: What do you- Della, holding a chicken: His name is Terminator.

Goldie: Bentina, could you pass the salt? Beakley: Goldie, could you pass away?

Dewey: Hey, do you know anyone that can teach me to play a trumpet? Gosalyn: Why? Dewey: I wanna wander around the mansion to annoy Huey. Gosalyn: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play it for that. Dewey: Dewey: You have opened my eyes, Gos.

Webby: If we put Scrooge and Granny in a room, who would come out crying first? Louie: The room.

Webby: I want to be rebellious, but I don’t want to get in trouble.

Louie: I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart, I didn’t sign up for this shit.

Boyd: I just told a story about my childhood that I thought was really funny but now everyone is quiet, and someone said, “I’m so sorry”. 

Violet: If I actually close my book for you, you’re special.

Lunaris: The sun is going down. Lunaris: This is a threat.