sorrow

listen to me. STOP wearing gourmands in this fuck ass heat.

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

Α ΡΕ ΜΕΣΌΓΕΙΟ ΜΌΝΟ ΛΕΒΈΝΤΕΣ ΒΓΆΖΕΙΣ

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

all weapons formed against bisexual women shall not prosper

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try