how can the world want me to change?

A puppy that stays a puppy forever. Perfection.

I never actually thought about that, but it's kind of a cute thought. I think I'd like to have a puppy that grew up into a dog, you know, developed with me.

You’re the first to come up with the secondary option, but baker it is.

Well, good sir, looks like I'm one in a million.

I know, it’s not the worst. I just said it wasn’t happy. It was truly shitty! Not really, I’m just really upset about the bookstore…

People are always going to judge, and they're always going to make you feel worthless. No matter what colour your skin is, what sexuality or gender you identify as -- - there are always going to be those people who want nothing more than to tear you down. Usually those people, deep down, are just as broken and bitter as they want to make you.

That is like, the cutest thing I have ever seen. Oh, and the puppy’s alright, too.

--- -- I -- Jesus, Teddy.

I want a forever puppy that gets along with my cats.

A forever puppy?

Puppies are honestly the most precious things ever. 

Aren't they just? I couldn't keep one by myself, because they wouldn't get as much attention as they need.

Now that’s true friendship. And, yeah, a small bakery so it’s a wonder this bride even found us, but apparently she was determined.

Does that make you a baker? Or a patisserié chef?

Je suis tellement putain énervé! I’m not allowed to go back to my favourite bookstore because the owner doesn’t ‘agree with my lifestyle’. I also fell on the pier today and cut my knee. This is not a happy day.

In the scheme of things, I suppose that your day isn't entirely horrid. Compared to, say, starving children in Somalia. But, really, Logan, that sounds like a truly shitty day. Are you okay?

Damn straight, darling.

I feel like I should be doing some sort of sexy strip tease, to be quite honest.

♬ !!!