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Today I was stopped at a light and saw a sign half blocked by a car reading:
1,352 babies
Huh?
Over a thousand babies!?
What do you mean?
I freaked out for a moment before the car moved and revealed the second half of the sign, which read
1,352 babies delivered
It was for a birth center.
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For Mother’s Day, my family went out for dinner with my grandma. It was all going smoothly until the topic of boating came up (for context my family has a small boat that we take out occasionally, and when there are big waves, the boat, with you on it, gets thrown around) My grandma started talking about how she likes the pounding of the boat when the waves are rough. I hadn’t even registered what she said until I looked over at my dad.
His head was in his hands,
He was turning bright red,
And his shoulders were uncontrollably shaking as his mother in law just said she
“likes a rough pounding”
Do you ever feel really shit for having a day off to get things done, where you have a lot to do but instead you waste it all and don’t get anything productive done, and you don’t realize and decide to change until it’s already too late
Dear YouTube,
How long I watch an ad is not based on how interested I am in said ad, but how far away I am from my phone
The way I need a wlw song about Stacy (from the songs Stacy’s Mom and Stacy’s Brother) written from her best friend’s perspective about how Stacy has gotten her heart broken by men who never wanted her, when all along it was her best friend who was there for her and always loved her injected directly into my bloodstream
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The funniest thing to me about people describing the Artemis 2 crew is them describing it as an African American, a woman and a Canadian
Like ah yes, the three minorities
New game idea:
Telestrations but with Cards Against Humanity as the prompts
Oh man I don’t want to stay up too late on my phone
Ah, but scrolling tumblr? That’s different
I don’t have a dirty mind, my friends have dirty minds so it’s just rubbed off on me to the point where I might be worse than them.
And sometimes someone says something non-sex related, we make eye contact and can both tell we’re thinking the exact same innuendo , and that’s just really funny
Being a fan of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver has made me grossly over educated in the most random topics
Like you want to hear about Subway’s harmful methods for franchising? I know all about it, there was even a K drama
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Sometimes I’m impressed by how well kids shows avoid saying things like die, or kill
I wonder if they have a Grand List o’ Synonyms or something
LISTEN UP MEN!
I want my Ts crossed.
My Is dotted.
And my fucks given.
tumblr is my little vague diary. you guys know nothing and everything.
As a gay teenager dating another girl, teen pregnancy jokes will never not be funny
Ah yes, the three genders:
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I have to get something done.
It’s not hard, difficult, or annoying, it just takes the tiniest bit of effort and doesn’t have a due date.
SO WHY WOULD I RATHER DO ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS WORLD THAN JUST WORK ON IT.
Canon event for every LGBTQ+ teen:
Getting a queer book the Christmas after coming out
My mom’s book choice this year: Pride or Die
