Cyanide & Happyness

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

let me get what I want please please please

wait. turns out that sometimes even when I get what I want it’s not enough

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

thank you to weird girls for being online

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

I’m thinking of Beginning it all