cute but psycho

that’s just a regular platypus???

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!

Ya mcm don’t say ‘hbu’ after you ask him how his day was. Cause he don’t care.

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

got a lobotomy at Claire’s

Veronica was the best character in Sierra Burgess is a Loser and that’s a fact. She had a beautiful character arc and you could see her growth as a person. She ended up being a great friend to Sierra. While Sierra was soooo problematic. She blamed all her problems on not being conventionally pretty, she catfishes Jamey and kisses him without him knowing it’s her, and she betrays Veronica in the worst way. Netflix tried to make her out as a great person that we should root for but no. Sorry but no.

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

I hate how tumblr doesn’t have dates like you never know when something’s been posted. was it posted yesterday? last week? when George Bush was in office? during the war of 1812? the Precambrian era? idk man

*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that *feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down