sirius who looked up “abusive households” once remus wouldn't tell him where his scars came from, sirius who realized that the descriptions weren't of remus, they were of him and regulus

i find it so funny that the back of harrow the ninth says "the necromancers are back and they're gayer than ever" like babe. our heroine is having a very deep mental breakdown that lasts about 500 pages and everyone she encounters hates her for her bad attitude and subpar skills. "gayer than ever" does not capture the vibe of this book

Still feeling like people overlooked the implications of Harrows baptism in the pool scene...l mean she confesses her sins (as one does before taking on the sacrament) to lesbian Jesus and Gideon forgives her and submerges them both in salt water... freeing her from her original sin (200 dead kids and all)

Also you need to be baptized before the first communion (consuming the body of Christ) aka eating Gideon, to become a lyctor (receiving the holy spirit)...

god i can’t stop thinking about that post about taylor swift and the mall and also the second verse in the best day and i truly feel like a sad 13 year old right now

you don't have to accept an entire fandom to enjoy it. fandom can be your 3 friends and a corn chip and honestly that's gonna make you much happier in the long run.