is this satan gluten free?

There’s a glitch in the matrix

my heart is different now.

when i care, i care hard. when i don’t give a fuck, i reallly don’t give a fuck

fax

you have to remember that when you’re that tiny… pretty much any bad thing that happens to you is LITERALLY the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life. they have no perspective. everything is awful. help them

#everything is happening for the first time and they cant even google it  

My daughter cries if you hand her something she’s reaching for sometimes so yeah.

We’ve done it. We’ve located the coolest motherfucker on the planet.

It’s him. my cousin throckmorton

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

We have states bigger than your entire country

There’s a part of me that isn’t the same anymore

Walmart at 7pm while high ass fuck and bright ass lights bro im like a slug and someone is salting me

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

i cant hear you over how much i hate my town

idc if u like winter or autumn or whatever nothing tops summer evenings when the sun hasnt fully set and the air is still warm but theres a light breeze and everything is getting more quiet except for the birds and crickets and its a perfect time to go on a walk and just breathe

wOW I FORGOT MY LOGIN FOR THAT SO HI IM NACK JERE I GUESS