Evil Sierra

There's all these ppl like "wa waa there's this meme of people making pokemon teams for themselves and they would never have those they'd just have pdigys and rattatas" and I'm like girl. Most people have at least like 1-3 quirky or eclectic animal encounters down their belt, enough to justify building a team with a few "once in a lifetime" type pokemon. It's not about what you encounter day to day, it's about what you find and treasure. You dolts.

Oh, I thought the trend was what team I could make in real life. Give me a second. I have to dispose of some abominations against nature I've been engineering.

Like idk maybe it's vain and bitchy to post a screenshot of my followers but like it is genuinely strange, what do I even offer

Hot take: men should be used as bedding for hamster enclosures

This just in: Sierra wants to make giant hamster cages to lock up all men. What else will this deranged fujoshi demand next?

If I ever make approximately the same post twice it's not bc I'm chasing notes or anything it's bc thoughts rattle around in my head like loose change for YEARS and whichever ones random fall out when I tip the jar is what I post. And what happens to those ideas? Right back in the jar to keep rattling, baby

And sometimes it's another Sierra clone who didn't get the memory download of the previous post. Or me hacking her account to cause mischief.

damn that's crazy

You may be wondering why I gathered us all here today.

MY EVIL DOPPLEGANGER MONTEREY, NAMED AFTER THE MONTEREY SUBMARINE CANYON, THE DEEPEST MARINE AREA IMMEDIATELY OFFSHORE OF CALIFORNIA COASTAL WATERS?!?!?!?!?

Yes, I! Monterey! You're evil opposite. Here to spread scientific misinformation, destroy yaoi ships, and I'm even named after the cheese just to spite you.

damn that's crazy

You may be wondering why I gathered us all here today.