[ msg - bash ]: Too far sweetie. [ msg - bash ]: …not without Maman. I mean…delete this when you sober up.
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[ msg - bash ]: Too far sweetie. [ msg - bash ]: …not without Maman. I mean…delete this when you sober up.
( sms → maman ): gimme hour and i can be sober nough for a plane ( sms → maman ): SHOT A MAN IN CHI TOWN JUST TO WATCH HIM DIIIIE

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[ msg - bash ]: Well. You know he knows we’re good for whatever, not that we’ve had to us it a lot with you. Aside from the time with Frankie’s dad.
( sms → maman ): how far am i from chicago ( sms → maman ): can i go shoot a man THER for fun
( msg - bash ): Well I’m just going to have a talk to her about that when she sobers up. Probably in the morning. (msg - bash): Just don’t make us bail you out. The normal guy is out of town until Monday.
( sms → maman ): not my fault ( sms → maman ): normal? hahahahahahaa
( msg - bash ): You tell your sister “Mom wants you to stand up for herself.” ( msg - bash ): She should not be used it it. She’s a damn lady. (msg - bash ): and to stop hanging with people to make her used to it.
( sms → maman ): she said smthin about not havin to pay for hr own drinks ( sms → maman ): she gets their money nd they get nothin ( sms → maman ): work model stuf
( msg - Bash): This is why we told her dates to beware you and not your dad. ( msg - Bash ): What are they saying and is Mercy drunk or not?
( sms → maman ): im talking dead. ( sms → maman ): gross shit ( sms → maman ): she keeps syin shes used to it ( sms → maman ): tht just pisses me off more ( sms → maman ): bit tipsy

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( sms → @loveslikewinter ): clean out ( sms → maman ): tht song put me in reno ( sms → maman ): THIS VIOLENT GNTLEMAN ( sms → maman ): srs next guy to make sleez comment at mercy gona get the full
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( sms → @loveslikewinter ): i pnched a man in reno ( sms → maman ): didnt wtch him die but KO HIS ASS OUT ( sms → maman ): if i get cuf its mercys fault( sms → maman ): nd johny cash
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No if we had wanted that we would have such with peanut, of which you almost were named, because we you know kind of slacked off on the planning thing. We were more focused on the getting you here thing. You know I honestly didn’t understand how pale your Dad was until I saw him in less then his ring gear.
Whatever it keeps him young so I’m pretty cool with that.
If you’d called me Peanut, I wouldn’t have lived to turn 15. There is no way. I wouldn’t have wanted to and you’d have had no choice. ...Nice, Mom. Nice.
Just know when you’re all long gone, I’m still going to be getting laid.
I named you Sebastian Leonardo, smart ass is the least of your worries. Yes, and she embraces that fake red head thing. Also her own biological father was sort of pale.
So…you want to pull hot women until your 80s and 90s? Got it. Good plan.
And what exactly is that supposed to mean? I’m still pretty sure you and Dad wanted me to get my ass kicked in the schoolyard, calling me that shit. Sorry, parents, you kinda failed. You went turning me into a little asshole. Ha, well. Mine’s pale too and I’m not giving into that.
I do, actually. Great plan. I think it’s coming along well.
Don’t sass your mother smart ass. I’m the weird pale one in the family.
Don’t call your son a smart ass, dumb ass. Is that why Frankie is the weird pale one too?
To answer your original question; yes. It’s totally my life goal to look like Pedar.
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So are you trying to look more like my side of the family?
Of course, Mom. I’m tanning to look more like Caspar.

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And they’ll be a match made in heaven at that point. No, I was safely in the tour guide’s cab with the windows rolled up and no food. I ruined so many of Dad’s shirts stretching them out to hide under him.
Aren’t we supposed to think that they’re a match made in heaven already? Your parents being your example of love or whatever that fucking study shit says. Haha! Shit. You should have gone out to play with the monkeys, Merc. You did. You’ve ruined one or two of mine, too.