she inhales vanilla lace

               “a story about legendary persons and exploits”

“Piper...listen to me. Don’t ever worry about us freaking out about that. No matter what we love you, and we just want you to be happy. Nothing you could ever do could stop us from loving you. And I just feel bad that you felt that we might take it wrong way.”

“So you’re gay? Is that what you’re trying to tell me?”

“Then your Dad and I will ask if you but a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he’s dead. And then Dad will get the car and help you hide the body.”

“Piper, don’t worry about it there is nothing that you can say or do to make us upset or mad or angry at you. I feel bad that you’re worried to tell us something. No matter what we’ll always love you.”

“And what do you want to tell us? I’m honestly a little nervous to hear this come out of your mouth.”

“Yes! I don’t know if the girls ever made you watch those Halloween Town movies on Disney about the girl who finds out she’s a witch, but it was filmed in Oregon and they make the town look like the movie every year. I think we should take the girls, all of them are the perfect age. Plus fall break.”

[ it’s frankie’s birthday today, and she is nine so in honor of that, click the heart for fluffy happy Az stuff/starter or DM for plot bunnies, because her baby is getting so grown up.]

Frankie made a small face when she heard Harry Potter shaking her head, “How about Sailor Moon?” She asked her Aunt, she still wanted to get involved in this girlfest but knew that her mother wasn’t going to bend even if she’d since finished her math and was starting to sneak her way to the couch. As if her mother and Pam would forget.