♚` sing sweet nightingale

[text;minhee] It’s not arrogance I was simply stating a fact, I’m sorry if you can’t handle it. I do have better things to do but only the thought of you needing my help for this sort of thing is amusing enough to make me forget about the rest. Also I do think our messages are filled with insanity right from the beginning.

[text;minhee] You don’t trust me? I’m offended. I’m not the two-faced here y’know. You’re the one who looks like a little angel but still causes trouble everywhere you go.

[text;minhee] You can keep searching about me. It looks like my photos are the best thing you can get… Sorry to burst your bubble but you’re not that good of a hacker if that’s the only thing you found. 

[text;minhee] Or perhaps my ‘pornographic’ past is exactly what you were looking for… Are you obsessed with me?

[ ` sms ; gaston ] a fact that very few people believe in. i do believe i need your help for such things, but how is that amusing in the slightest? you think i am insane so i should have guessed from the beginning.

[ ` sms ; gaston ] it was their mistake for believing i was ever an angel. your mistake as well. i'd like to blame other factors that i have a personality defect.

[ ` sms ; gaston ] is it? i haven't gotten the time to dig into your past even more. the firewalls are quite tedious and you are interesting. especially that relationship with lee minho.

[ ` sms ; gaston ] such a shame, miss tiffany's best friend is dating the boy. i do wonder how double dates would be. one of the two would kill the other. how exciting! 

[ ` sms ; gaston ] i'm intrigued by your simplicity. your pornography is nothing than a past time for others. others are more interesting than you, ex student Lee Jongsuk is an example, that poor unfortunate soul.

[ ` sms ; gaston ] of course not, if you aren't trying to find the person who has the keys to certain facilities in the city that needs to be robbing. or credit cards. credit cards are certainly nice as well. pick-pocketing has a purpose.

[text;minhee] I don’t watch Disney movies…. The Princess and the Frog is a Disney movie, isn’t it? 

[text;minhee] I am indeed a handsome fella, right? I know, it’s such a burden being graced with this perfect framed face… But tell me do I need to hook you up? Do you really want ME to hook YOU up with someone?

[ ` sms ; gaston ] yes, yes, yes. a disney movie, dr. facilier will be my favorite villain due to his greed. oh how lovely. then again, mother gothel was as well... 

[ `sms ; gaston ] the mirror must shatter due to your arrogance. i would not be surprised if it came to life to devour you. if you do not have anything better to do with your precious time, then of course, you may "hook" me up. is there insanity lingering in this message? 

[ ` sms ; gaston ] i do not like taking money with those i do not trust. especially when those crimes may loosen their lips and they rattle their lips with lies and conspiracy. you teach me something?

[ ` sms ; gaston ] well, if you have better plans with breaking and entering. it seems as though i haven't done enough research on you. from what i read, you were nothing more than a child who took out his anger with petty things. perhaps your wrath could be helpful. 

[ ` sms ; gaston ] changing cliques? i only like major crimes. petty crimes like thrashing about with other humans aren't my cup of tea. pick-pocketing, hacking, stealing money for Hoonie's benefit and accidentally getting away with such things, well, that is a bit more exciting. not at the moment, no one would ever finish the rest of my cannabis if i was deemed a bully. 

[ sms // minhee ☺ ] and more so than anyone else

[ sms // minhee ☺ ] myself

[ sms // minhee ☺ ] and also u lololololol

[ ` sms ; fairy ] someone's skull is underneath the floor boards. i am quite terrified that it's yours.

[` sms ; fairy ] there's also gold.

[text;minhee] It is quite rude indeed. Also my relationship is not something I want to discuss with you…

[text;minhee] Why the hell this conversation got to this point?

[ ` sms ; gaston ] but i also apologized. so, there is that. you didn't want to discuss your relationship with anyone, mind you.

[ ` sms ; gaston ] well, we were talking about your pornographic filmography. i do not see how it's infuriating.

[ ` sms ; gaston ] are we speaking about the same subject? because i believe you have no idea what i would do if there were laws. though, cashing in gold isn't quite hard, especially when the ones you exchange it with are morons who believe it hasn't been stolen.

[ sms // minhee ☺ ] it’s probably in sochi

[ sms // minhee ☺ ] did you mean jfK as in john f. kennedy

[ sms // minhee ☺ ] r u

[ ` sms ; fairy ] asdfghjkl sdaklgjtaekjsdhadjkgh kshdgjkihel-klsjkldjagjk 

[ sms // minhee ☺ ] i don’t know maybe i think like a month ago i opened this one box and my soul was released you know like pandora’s box idk man

[ sms // minhee ☺ ] look under your bed

[ ` sms ; fairy ] your soul was released? someone took your soul and it was finally released like butterflies, oh dear, oh no, oh no. i must find your soul and then return it to your body!

[ ` sms ; fairy ] u dare me? u dare me?

[ ` sms ; fairy ] okay im checking...

[ ` sms ; fairy ] OH 

[ ` sms ; fairy ] JFC 

[ ` sms ; fairy ] randall would be a strange name for a soul. i think it was your soul. or are you the one hiding underneath my bed, sending me texts so you could kill me and then feast on it?

[text;minhee] I… truly don’t know how I should answer that.

[text;minhee] But I can say that if that happened the color of her teeth would be one of my last worries.

[ ` sms ; gaston ] then you should not answer it. oral sex seems quite simple. what would you be worried about? oh, don't answer that, involving a third party into this conversation seems degrading and quite rude of me to do, i apologize. 

[text;minhee] You’re right. Porn isn’t needed for life but you can’t say the same about sex or you wouldn’t be texting me in this moment.

[text;minhee] How can you say for sure if something is so painful and shabby since apparently you never did it. It’s like saying a certain food is unpleasant to your senses without never tasting it. If it was bad as you picture the school wouldn’t be trying to stuck the majority of its population in sexual education classes.

[ ` sms ; gaston ] i wouldn't be texting you if sex wasn't important? yes it's essential to reproduce offspring.

[ ` sms ; gaston ] because i have assumed such things and i rather not go through it to understand that i do not like orgasms or having a penis in my vagina or the percentage of having a sperm make contact with my egg. this is what they teach in sexual education, no? i never truly understood the point of showing sexual transmitted diseases on the screen and telling others to wear a condom or creating a baby. i'd like to still think that a stork delivers such things. i always fell asleep in that class or left.

The mischievous smirk was happily welcomed back to his features, the boy rested his elbows on the wooden surface of the table and then laid the head between his hands, his attention on the almost motionless figure before him. Indifference was not something he appreciated and the fact that he apparently was not getting any negative reaction from the girl caused frustration.

"Actually I have." He raised the index finger in a physical demonstration of what he was saying. "First. Who’s telling you things about me?" Then his finger that was once towards the ceiling pointed to the tray in front of the girl. "Second. You’re not going to eat that?" Despite he wasn’t found of the food served in the cafeteria, he considered wasting any kind of food extremely unforgivable and judging from the body language coming from the girl in the few last minutes led him to believe that the plate would remain untouched.

Who was telling her all this? The walls of course, but he wouldn't believe that as well. The flowers could be the next culprit but they do not like to be tattled on and she would never decide to do something of that sort. And if people were smart, she would never have to water her words so that she seemed somewhat mundane, but this was not the case. "Secrets are left to be secrets," Minhee said, her fingers pressed to her lips and a giggle escaped her lips as she did so. But following his fingers, he pointed at the tray of food. Silently, she pushed the food over to him. There was no need for her to waste the food, but her appetite had disappear with majority of her friends.

[text;minhee] How can you make porn sound so trivial? That’s quite a talent actually!

[ ` sms ; gaston ] porn isn't needed for life. i'm not quite sure how most humans can endure the decibels of sex. to be quite honest. a talent? how is this even a talent?

[ ` sms ; gaston ] the act of sexual behaviors ends with one thing: reproduction. the idea of lust and having a vagina "penetrated" by a male's genital sounds painful and not ever so pleasing.