living in the v o i d

criminalise golf

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

normally I accuse twitter of only bring capable of pulling discourse from tumblr two years later but “himbo is ableist” is possibly the first fully original take twitter has produced all on its own and it’s as magnificent as I’d hoped for

idk who needs to hear this but when your english teacher asks you to explain why an author chose to use a specific metaphor or literary device, it’s not because you won’t be able to function in real-world society without the essential knowledge of gatsby’s green light or whatever, it’s because that process develops your abilities to parse a text for meaning and fill in gaps in information by yourself, and if you’re wondering what happens when you DON’T develop an adult level of reading comprehension, look no further than the dizzying array of examples right here on tumblr dot com

ah yes, the three genders: the broken, the beaten, and the damned

reblog and put in the tags the name of the most recent playlist you created

Want cranberry juice

Fuck blue lives

Me waking up vs my first coherent thought of the day

dallon stepped on my foot yesterday i think i can die now

happy one year anniversary to dallon stepping on my foot

why am i seeing posts on my dash that aren't about the percy jackson adaptation everybody shut the fuck up we're on 24 hour percy jackson lockdown.