BuzzDoesDC

I think it'd be really funny if TedBabs fans started treating Dick Greyson the way Dick Greyson fans that ship him with Kori treat Babs

She deserves someone who isn't an unstable whore who's cheated on his fiancee with her just before the wedding like damn give her a good relationship

i wonder what kind of weed they sell in gotham

if i lived in gotham and tim drake personally dismantled the weed industry id make it my life purpose to kill him dead. id be worse than the joker. sorry tim drake fans and also the innocent civilians inevitably caught in the crossfire but it has to be done. i live in GOTHAM. i work RETAIL. i live in gotham AND work retail and ur telling me when i get back to my $250/month black mold infested apartment with no hot water or AC i cant even spark a blunt ?? im killing him and calling it a public service, please direct all fanmail to my new cell in arkham and also youre welcome

see now you huffed your sad little blunt right into the shared ventilation system of your dilapidated apartment building and your upstairs neighbour's baby got a tremendous whiff of your purple shinzo abe death rattle thunderfuck weed that's 80% thc 10% joker venom and the poor thing hasn't had a lifetime in gotham to build up a resistance to anything so now that baby just laughs 24/7. all night you're trying to sleep for your fuck ass retail job but you can't now because you jokerized that baby. next thing you know you're in spirit halloween trying to decide which multicoloured costume works best for defeating the foul and nefarious batman in a dark alleyway at 4am. all because you smoked gotham weed. tim drake was trying to save you all along

Also love that this is a Superman that has like, a lot more off-putting-ness and uncanniness to him because of years of isolation with his only companion being a Sentient Dust Artificial Intelligence and he saves this town in this absolute (ha) heart-wrenching and dramatic confrontation and the people of Kansas are like, "We will give you the highest honor we can bestow... casseroles and minding our business."