The Lo-Cal Calzone Zone

You hate yourself so loudly. You hate yourself at the top of your lungs. Your loathing for yourself permeates your speech. “Sorry I’m just rambling.” “Don’t worry about it.” “Just ignore me.” “Sorry if I’m annoying you.” “Sorry I don’t make sense.” “Sorry about that.” Sorry, sorry, sorry. You act as if you have to beat everyone else to the punch. As if the punching bag is you. If you hate yourself first, if you hate yourself loudest, then nobody will hurt you. You clapped your hands over your ears and shut your eyes and balled yourself up so that you’d never have to experience people’s loathing for you. And it meant you never heard their love. You drowned it out. You screamed your hatred over it. And you never got to hear it. 

United Federation of Sleepovers

a lot of ya dystopia doesn’t make sense like u can draw parallels between the hunger games and real life but wtf is divergent trying to be an allegory for? u take a personality test and if ur too well rounded the government tries to kill u?

divergent is clearly a cautionary tale of what would happen if we let adults on twitter who think the hogwarts houses from harry potter are genuine personality descriptors that should be used as class divisions to gain power 

The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going?

dip moon like cookie

i just got a rejection for a job i never applied for??????? lmfao???? WHAT

we don’t know who you are but we don’t fucking want you

“just stay the fuck away from us”

Me, naked, walking into the wooded area of my backyard: Omg, Black Phillip, you would not believe the day I just had.

im not strong enough to see people thirsting over the clown from it again i’m not

the wrong amazon is burning and the wrong ice is melting

You aren’t born gay. You chose to watch Scooby-Doo! and the Witch’s Ghost featuring the Hex Girls and now you’re like this.

Twitter is so much worse than tumblr it’s not even funny lmfao

not to get too controversial or anything but i think i should be allowed to set things on fire with my mind

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

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