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“ No, no, continue. I’m listening.”
She’s not listening in the least.

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i have all the sads because angrygreen is gone and selina is just the most pitiful kitty right now.
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Loving me is asking for disaster.
six words; forty-seven. (via the-doctor-infinitum)
”Off. My. Tag. K i t t y”
[ Lays down on it. ]
No.
[ Sits on tag. Refuses to move off of it. It's mine now. ]
"I need you" -Batman
Bruce jumped slightly when he felt her fingers on his behind, and removed her hand.
”I’ll make you curry and I’ll talk to you but I can’t do the other part. ‘Rough in bed’ is an understatement, and I”m not about to risk your life.” He sighed. It was the bane of his existence, his triggering heart-rate, but he couldn’t do anything about it, so if people wanted to keep the green monster away, they’d have to be sensitive to Bruce’s anger, or excitement, or fear.
I think I’d almost rather be doing something illegal.
”Do you want to walk or drive there?”
Well, of course she pouted. She was getting mostly her way. Just not all of it. She could argue. She could mention her history of dangerous and unwise decisions. But rather than stress him out, she gave up her pout and hummed.
" You're making dessert too. A woman has needs." It wasn't diamonds, but she was still going to be pampered somewhat. And hopefully get to watch Bruce putter about the kitchen in an adorable apron.
" I'd rather walk. It takes longer, but I don't mind the company." In fact, she didn't mind the company so much, she let him keep her hand after he removed it. She could fit her smaller one into his rather nicely. Who would believe Catwoman practically purring over something as vanilla as hand holding? " Promise I'll be a good girl."

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Tv Tropes: Catwoman (Batman Arkham City)
”I know. I’m very, very lucky.” He slid an arm around her waist and led her from the lab. There was no use in locking the door, because she could always find a way to open it, so he just closed it and walked off with Selina in tow.
He pressed a soft kiss to her forehead as they walked.
”You have a talent for coming to see me at exactly the wrong time, do you know that?” He smield as he said it, though. Bruce was not an easily irritable person when it came down to people that he actually enjoyed spending time around.
”The rest of the day is yours. Just tell me what you want to do and I’ll do it— as long as it isn’t too illegal. I’m in enough trouble with the law as it is.”
She was immediately pleased when he touched her. If that wasn't a sign of victory, she didn't know what was. Sometimes it was like pulling teeth to get the man to put his hands on her like he did his precious lab equipment.
And then she got a kiss too? Oh yes. Victory was sweet.
" I do not. You happen to be too busy. I come in at exactly the right time so you'll stop. I'm looking out for you. All work and no play makes Bruce a dull boy," she purred as one of her hands slipped behind them to give his adorable butt a pinch.
" Nothing illegal, darling. I want to go to that little international market you like. And I want curry. I want you to make said curry. And we're going to eat it. And then we're going to go to bed. And then at some point, I suppose we'll actually sleep in that bed."
He couldn’t help but growl in response. But this was Selina and he was never fully sure of how serious she was or how much she was actually just teasing him. “I think if you’re planning trouble, you need to not let me know about it.”
" I might have a soft spot for you, Bat, but I've never been that easy. You'll know about what I do well after I do it. Then you can figure it out yourself."
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”Okay— okay! You’ve successfully bullied me into forgetting about work, just put the nice piece of lab equipment down very gently and I’ll give you all of the time left in the day. Easy, Selina. Let’s pretend that I’m your doting partner for today, huh? What do you say? Can I bribe you with kisses and pretty things?”
She didn't know what she had. It looked like clear liquid. She thought it was water honestly. It moved like water, odorless and what not like water. What difference did it make if she broke it? Everything in this damn lab was important to Bruce though. This was super important apparently, since she wasn't having to fight him to get her way.
" Hmm. . . " That was a tempting offer. Kisses and pretty things from Bruce? How often did he ever do that? And she'd get the rest of the day too? Now she was a little concerned. Maybe this shit was dangerous. She'd better put the beaker down and back away from it.
Her arms were better suited going around Bruce's neck while she purred up a storm. " You're lucky I can be bought."
He sighs, tiny hairs raising in response to the cool draft that had managed to slip through the window before he’d gotten a chance to close it. “Damn straight I’ll make you give it back. Selina, you really gotta work on curbin’ those sticky fingers of your’s…You’re gonna get into—” He pauses, an eyebrow slowly quirking in her direction. He should be used to this by now. Scenarios such as this one had become somewhat of a normalcy between them, albeit she still manages to surprise him every now and then, despite this.
“Okay. I take it you’re crashing here for the night then?” he laughs, coming to linger near the bedside. “If you’re not particularly keen on staying in that suit, you can have one of my t-shirts…I can go whip up something for you to eat, or nab you a drink while you change, if you’re interested?” He puts emphasis on the word ‘have’, because he knows damn well he won’t be seeing it again if she accepts.
”And, for your information, I wasn’t sleeping because I didn’t exactly get a chance to try. You just happened to catch me as I was starting to lay down.” He wasn’t lying — not really. Though it wasn’t the complete truth, either. He’d gotten into the habit of avoiding sleep when he could; Bucky not at all interested in the horrific images that usually followed him into slumber.
" Don't be mad at me, James."
Yes, she was absolutely pouting. She was adorable when she pouted. And if she did it right, it got her out of a lecture over her bad behavior. She still wasn't talking about just what she had gotten into that night, however. He would make her give it back and that just defeated the purpose of stealing it in the first place.
Besides, he'd been in bed. He didn't want to have to get up and go out into the cold just because his conscious told him too. She was totally looking out for him. Smiling like she had several canaries, though, she unzipped her suit first, then got up to go fetch one of his shirts. There was no point in waiting until she got to the closet to strip down. If James looked, then, mmm, so much the better.
" Is a sandwich and glass of milk too much to ask? I'll eat the crusts and everything."
Naturally the shirt she chose was black. On him it fit correctly, on her sleek body it dipped in the front--with some help from her of course--and stopped right at mid-thigh. There were others she could have picked. Hell, she could have grabbed a pair of sweatpants while she was in there. Something with a drawstring, maybe. But unnecessary, as she could just use James to keep her warm.

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Batman and Catwoman by willsasuke
I think I'm overdue for getting into some trouble.