butter on my roll

in 100 years the beatles will emerge from the british soil as helpless grubs, freshly experiencing the world a second time, and it will be humanity's choice whether to nurture them as they grow and learn or to end them quickly before they can pupate

i love it when male biographers talk shit on women for rejecting their male biographees bc the misogyny inevitably goes so far it turns into homoeroticism naruto-style

like how dare she reject the proposal of a weird guy who was 20 years older than her and constantly flat broke and always going on extremely life-threatening naval exploratory voyages. what a shallow evil bitch. i wouldn’t have rejected him. he was a good man. he had a soft touch. i wish he’d touch me softly. i wonder if in the dark antarctic night he ever felt his heartbreak so keenly he contemplated the comfort of another man’s arms. i could have been that man. anyway magnetic readings were taken at

is goncharov (1973) really that much less real than whatever show the destiel bloggers have been watching with their extrasensory perception for 15 years

to all my brazilian followers, to every brazilian who is grieving, to every minority, to every portion of the society that is 100% more vulnerable: I’m sorry. Latin America should and will remain united to fight against those who attempt against democracy, against freedom, against the rights of its people. My heart is with you today and I can only hope this will pass fast. We will resist with you.

Wrote this 4 years ago when Bolsonaro won the elections. Congratulations to my brazilian friends, followers… Everyone. May you enjoy this moment in history and may WE enjoy this win for Latin America. You fucking did it.

hello @sashayed your gay haunted wedding is doing numbers on tumblr as god or whoever intended

People were saying Dakota Johnson shouldn't do a period piece bc she looks like she knows what an iPhone is but I feel like theoretically if I were an actor I could do period pieces. I feel like my face fits in a period piece for some reason.

Okay so now everyone answer. What decade/century do you think your face belongs. I'm gonna go for myself, late 1800s