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on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call

Women's universities are always like "Yes we do allow trans women! We've recently opened ourselves up to people who aren't women, so there's no problem here :)"

And of course people will treat you like you're insane for having an issue with the fact they'd sooner become all gender than they would simply accept trans women.

According to his daughter, Jordan Peterson is dying of some sort of neurological disease caused by ‘mold exposure’ or ‘spiritual attacks’ and apparently had been showing signs of a cognitive/neurological condition for YEARS. Not funny. Terrible way to go. Okay, it’s a little bit funny that the mold has been talking the whole time. What is very funny are the people in the comments suspecting he is the victim of some sort of leftist conspiracy to assassinate him. ANTIFA smearing black mold in his crawl spaces or something. We gave him some sort of inflammatory neurological disorder and permanent nerve damage, not the weird fad diets and alternative medicine bullshit he kept trying, not the medically induced coma. It was the haters.

Never trust a furry disliker

because cops are bad you might be tempted to think that organised crime is good. do not do this.

I’m convinced everyone knows at least one insane Dr Pepper guy, people who only drink Dr Pepper have some kind of dark presence, a strange aura they bring to the room. Idk if it’s the bisexuality or what.

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honestly 

yeah.

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announces “I ASCEND” it’s the best thing