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thedeskofdrychris

some edgy loner character in a TV show: do you know…. do you KNOW what it’s like? to be AFRAID of YOURSELF?

me, thinking about that time i ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: god dude i sure do

andthentheywilleatthestars

year one of mental illness vs year ten

stream

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

nova-the-dragon

Avengers: Endgame spoilers, but I give you no context whatsoever

Bonus:

hokalinart

Angela was just having a coffee break. Little D.va is here to take care of Genji.

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hokalinart

Gremlin saving up for her new computer build.

unpretty

i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond

unpretty

it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack

itchycoil

could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

facelesskinkyblackguyblog

You have no idea

mcavoy

JAMES MCAVOY prepares to present at the Oscar’s tomorrow.

thefuzzydave

so much smol

semprejogabonito

Who the fuck are you? Snow White?

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adonischildsupportcase

that-friend-who-feigns-innocence

he livin in 3019

yassmines

imco

in my correct opinion

jakeyjakeylemonshakey

id like to present to you my proposal for a Michigan-less super lake

Lake No More Michigan

jakeyjakeylemonshakey

Lake Michigone

politiho

do it drown us

nessa-harp

The new Overwatch map got me in the mood to draw female omnics so here’s Luna and genderbent! Zenyatta.

previoustags

shygaetano

hoooo

BITCH

yeayus

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c3po

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

thecouchwitch

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

varkarrus-deactivated20200511

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

kaiju-lightning

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

zarekthelordofthefries

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

questions-within-questions

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

zarekthelordofthefries

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

legarcon

Bubble Bass

zarekthelordofthefries

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

the-collecting-turnip-deactivat

Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump

fgsshinyhoard

okay im just gonna put down my things here

- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him

- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him

- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him. Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.

- Patrick can’t spell so he couldn’t vote for anyone

- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate “bad words” during their campaign.

- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.

- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote

- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.

- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.

- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he’s a wealthy narcissist.

- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.

wizardposting666

Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

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nyquilnap

why he lick me

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