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Let a man have a vacation without being intrusive and creepy. Yikes.

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Fic recs please where Ilya is besties with Bood and/or Hayes and they are just bromantic and dorky af.
Avoid X.
But if you don't, report all the racist abuse, stalking tips, and threats made against Mr. Williams.
ilya displaying anya’s obedience school certificate in the trophy room and when someone asks shane about it he goes “well someone in this family had to get their degree”
Shout-out to all the fanfic writers who make the Ottawa WAGs smart enough to figure out the Hollanov situation before their husbands do.
This one is also fun because Ilya and Bood have a beautiful work husband relationship.
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ilya mic’d up talking with his teammates about recipes he’s been trying recently and tricks he’s been trying to teach anya. and shane mic’d up barely having something that producers can actually use because of the amount of swears
Examples of Ilya quotes from his mic'd games:
"You try the steak rub, Bood? Good, yes? Yuna is a queen, I know. Yes, next weekend is good for barbecue, if weather holds. Littlest Pikes might visit, we will see."
"She will jump through the hoop on ground, why not 4 inches up?? So frustrating. Shane says to use real bacon for treats, maybe then, but is so salty. Nitrites too, you know. Bad for her. No, have not baked her special treats, Troy! What?? Recipe, now!"
"Shanya has new glasses. Very sexy. Even without them he can see puck better than 47, though, on wing? This man is terrible, yes? Is not entirely his fault, probably, Columbus is mostly very bad. Look at stupid tape job, though. Ugh."
"I want syrniki after game. You want? I have made you syrniki, Luca. Little pancakes. Yes, very, very good. Okay, not tonight, but come over on Saturday, we will have syrniki and force Shane to eat it too. Yessssssss, okayokay, good plan."
Examples of Shane quotes from his mic'd up games:
"Jesus FUCKING Christ what the FUCK is wrong with the Dallas refs holy SHITTING ass. Can they not fucking see their own fucking asses? Do they need fucking Lasik?"
"I am going to goddamn disembowel the next person who chirps us about the FUCKING baby shower. That shit was cute and Cassie fucking loved it. Come the fuck on, it's what fucking year? Men can throw baby showers, shit. Get over yourselves, assholes."
"He thinks he's hot shit, yeah, with ugly fucking edges like that. Fuuuucking ridiculous, am I right? What a motherfucking joke. Let's run a train on his ass next shift, you fucking in?"
"Dyks, I fucking love you, man, that shit was insane, so fucking dope. Yeah, yeah, I know Hazy loved it too. Broke their shit right up, they thought they had a lane, hahaha! As fucking if with you on the ice, bro. Nice. Fucking nice."
Ilya: Suburban Dad who plays some rec league, maybe
Shane: Intensely professional jock insulted by your basic lack of talent and skill, might kill you
I love this. I love it. If you have recs for mic'ed up fix (aside from hozanova's delightful Mic'ed Up), please let me know!
I am standing firm on my wish to have not heard of 99% of new cast members for Season 2, but Roger Crowell? The fancasts I've seen (Victor Garber, Paul Gross, and Colm Feore especially) are pretty, pretty good. But, also, why not Make Mike Myers Evil? It'd be fun! (More seriously, though? Nicholas Lea or Callum Keith Rennie. There was, like, a 15-year period where it felt like every Canadian production had a contract clause saying CKR had to be in the cast.)
I hope they never figure anything out
Wait, MICHAEL STIPE was at the YSL show too? I hope that he and Connor got to meet and talk about being weird little arty freaks growing up (mostly) in small towns.
I'm pretty sure that Mr. Storrie really didn't know what maxxing was, but I prefer to believe he was trolling the whole fragile masculinity/looksmaxxing subculture, and that Collarboner Dingus specifically.

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It's fun that a dude who plays a Big Scary Hairy Russian probably can't grow a full-on beard and has the sweetest smile in showbiz.
Ottawa Senators president and general manager Steve Staios confirmed Monday that the team's captain Brady Tkachuk asked to be traded, but di
With Tkachuklehead going to play with his brother and party at Mar-a-Lago, and the team cutting ties with Alex Formenton, it is 734% less problematic to support the Ottawa Senators (for now).
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, but I appreciate that these dudes are fit as hell, but also look hydrated and not beef-jerky-like.
'Change Your Win Conditions' isn't canon, obviously, but this is 100% the vibe I want from Troy in season 2.
ilya trying to show david hollander a meme on his phone, david having to physically take the phone to hold it 2 feet from his face looking at it over his glasses, staring at it for 15 solid seconds reading it aloud under his breath, and then politely asking ilya “you know this person?”

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The City of Ottawa has closed the Lalande Conservation Park in the east Ottawa community of Orléans as part of its response to a teen being
Head canon that Ilya will never be convinced that coyotes aren't just small wolves and would lose his fucking mind about this.
I think Jack Innaren would have been great as Troy! And fucken hell, all good thoughts and a strong stomach to the person who actually gets the role instead.
If the reports are true that he had to turn it down for production conflict-related reasons, it's probably because Big Mistakes got picked up for season 2. He could have been about to sign when that news was dropped, and then a 'lead' role was no longer possible. Maybe they'll have him in for a scene or two as someone else instead. We'll find out when we find out.
Edited to say that they've just bumped Elizabeth Perkins (his Big Troubles mom) to Series Regular, so his role might be bigger, too.
Related(ish): I am so excited to find out what's next for these two.