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give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

I think if ladies gave me a chance they'd discover that I'm not just an awkward strange guy, but also a highly neurotic basket case whose hangups make him very difficult to deal with in a romantic context

I think if ladies gave me a chance they'd discover that I'm not just an awkward strange guy, but also a highly neurotic basket case whose hangups make him very difficult to deal with in a romantic context

I think if ladies gave me a chance they'd discover that I'm not just an awkward strange guy, but also a highly neurotic basket case whose hangups make him very difficult to deal with in a romantic context

THE ORIGINAL?!?

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.