Rust cohle the type of crazy ass bottom to make you WORK for the pussy.... Girl, he's bottoming for you but make no mistake. The pussy has a vice grip on your dick and he WILL guillotine your ass if you don't respect the queen

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

actually, not enough fanart out there of gus on the back of shawn's motorcycle bc gus canonically has his own motorcycle helmet, specifically to ride on shawn's motorcycle with him

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

Something good will happen to me. I feel like something good is gonna happen. It's already reached me, so it's great. And it's getting further away. But I'm ready. I feel like I can do anything 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁