Rust cohle the type of crazy ass bottom to make you WORK for the pussy.... Girl, he's bottoming for you but make no mistake. The pussy has a vice grip on your dick and he WILL guillotine your ass if you don't respect the queen

[ID: Arwen riding her horse. She wears a cloak with the hood up, her bags and neck still visible. /end ID]

"i dont like intersectional feminist terminology because it implies that i have the capacity and means to enact violence and thats unfair because im literally so niceys" - one of the most dangerous and unsafe people youll ever meet

these people will say "hey dont group me in with all the other white/male/cis/TME people, im one of the good ones" without a shred of self-awareness

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

americans value their dogs consent more than their kid's

lesbian sex that looks like a big cartoon ball of dust with the occasional leg sticking out and i crawl out of it covered in lipstick kisses and get swiftly dragged back in

Wait is he saying that or is she

@kinzwurld

I hope your favorite blonde haired blue eyed character has a black person cast to portray them

doechii and megan could literally kill a man in broad daylight and i'd be on here defending them

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)

reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip