impervious to all forms of physical damage

Yeah sure you can let ur shirt ride up ur belly when ur around me. But watch out

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

hypnosis award show that nobody remembers being invited or going to

you blink and find yourself home with an award in your hand, covered head to toe in smooches with "cutest puppy" engraved on the trophy base and collar

it's okay to be horny for the job job water cooler but you gotta remember they're non-binary

Life is about making beautiful women laugh

phrases that have no right to be that hot: “tickled into submission” + “tickle torture” + “too ticklish for ur own good”