A smile better suits a hero

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

onto better things thursday

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

getting on the treadmill at the gym and listening to bloodcurdling screams and scary noises and running as fast as i can screaming and crying and freaking out and looking behind me like someone's chasing me for like 30 minutes and then i immediately stop and leave like nothing happened