A smile better suits a hero

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

New idealogy i call it Alcohol Feminism

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

there's literally nothing more radical in 2026 than believing that humanity can become good news for each other and the only world we'll ever share.

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

World Heritage Post

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

Who’s in Baltimore and can spare some pussy

Lmfaooooooooooo this site is wild

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There is no Love on that island