"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

no sex before you're tumblr mutuals #abstinence

sex is between a tumblr mutual and another tumblr mutual. anything else is a SIN

I’ll need to run it by the black mold first before making any major decisions

taco bell steak is highkey made out of john lennon

having a crush is wrong and isn’t natural

After a while there's not much left to do with a guy besides cut off his arms and legs

Come on everyone let's go cut off this guy's arms and legs

whatever i have to go. take care of the posts for me

They need to invent a tumblr mutual who pulls me into their lap and gropes me