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Everyone spare a thought for Max Verstappen 😔 Now he’s gotta fight off everyone coming for his man like-

oh my god, i think you're right?? I can't think of ever seeing him in red, but now i'm kind of desperate for it. the feelings that image would invoke when you look at it through a lestappen lens 🫢

thats a good one!

nazi orgy. basically former fia president max mosley, son of known fascist oswald mosley, took part in an alleged nazi themed orgy with 5 dominatrices and one of them videotaped it. such a huge scandal that it prevented him from going for reelection.

when fernando terrorized his then boss ron dennis by obscenely eating a giant peach right next to him. the mclaren garage in 2007 was not the best of workplaces, partly because of fernando’s tense relationship with senior management, so naturally he decided to materialize ron dennis’ worst nightmare: eating juicy fruit with no cutlery. he came in one day with a humongous peach, sat next to dennis and just SLURPED it, like letting the juice run down his chin and not wiping away the bits of fruit that stuck to his beard.

when jaguar attached £140k diamonds to the cars for the 2004 monaco grand prix to celebrate their 70th anniversary but OBVIOUSLY one of the cars crashed and the diamond was lost.

fangio was kidnapped by revolutionaries the night before the race during the 1958 cuban grand prix. since he was the defending champion, the revolutionaries only meant to take the biggest name in motorsport to generate news and bring attention to their cause. he was incredibly accepting of it, even said as an argentinian he understood them and that he was treated very well.