I should probably just, um, have fun live my life etc.

DON’T TEXT ME I’M HEALING

sometimes u gotta just say weird shit and not worry about what u mean

Bro why is being perceived such an ordeal

skills include: (i) lounging sluttily in extremely uncomfortable positions which will cause irreparable long term damage to my back and posture and (ii) having  a lack of taste in fashion so severe that i cause large-scale suffering and embarrassment just by existing in public

oh and, how could i forget, (iii) being unrepentantly stupid and gay

happy birthday gay people

Having love in your heart and hating people who are unjust and cruel are not contradictory or mutually exclusive

Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot

sometimes a bitch just wants to hold and be held

bro shut the fuck up im analyzing homoerotic subtext

Some of you. Very embarrassing. Unlike me who is sexy

i’m a good person i don’t deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual

Falsely Accusing Poor Disabled People of Lying About Their Disabilities Gets Them Killed.