You don’t have an Angel or a Devil on your shoulder. You have an Angry Viking and 50’s House Wife.
Both are telling me to solve my problems with murder
The debate is over the method.
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You don’t have an Angel or a Devil on your shoulder. You have an Angry Viking and 50’s House Wife.
Both are telling me to solve my problems with murder
The debate is over the method.

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i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!”
buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is
Being on tumblr for years like:
I reblogged this before (for instance lol) but I just want to reblog again to add; I think this unintentionally really shows how superficial and shallow an app like Tiktok is.
You’re not allowed to have long term faves. You’re not allowed to return to old content. You’re not allowed to have a lasting presence. Everything has to be NOW NOW NOW.
To value anything to only the minute and a half when you first see it can’t be a healthy mindset in the long term, can it?
Adventures in ADD episode ????
“Wait when did I take my glasses off? Why’d I take my glasses off?”
*puts them back on, then immediately removes them*
“Ah, yep, sensory overload, I remember now.”
One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m working there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.
Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?
Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?
Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?
***
Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.
Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?
***
Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?
Customer: …I’m pretty good.
Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee*
***
Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?
Customer: ….they’re okay.
Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.
***
Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.
***
Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.
***
Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!
***
Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.
***
Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!
Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates appropriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.
I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
Always reblog peent.
*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???
*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
omg!! omg
Forever reblog.
Heaven let your eent shine down.
@seekersqueaker
Because timberdoodle, bogsucker, hokumpoke, and Labrador twister weren’t “chunky” enough I guess
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Woodcock birb
Also because Forestdildo was trademarked at the time.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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(Un)Friendly reminder that 2.8 million people have died from Covid-19, or nearly the entire population of Jamaica.
Me, reading a plant care manual:
“Sprouts in late autumn, white flowers with five petals.”
*Glares across the room*
“You’ve never sprouted flowers, you lazy bitch.”
Color Synonyms
White
also: pale; blanched; sallow; pallid; waxen; spectral; translucent; albino;
Grey
also: dust; stone; pepper;
Black
also: coal; slate; dusky; ebon; shadow; murky;
Tan
also: flesh; khaki; cream; tawny;
Brown
also: henna; russet; sepia; chestnut; cocoa; drab; bronze;
Red
also: terracotta ; rouge; carmine; fire-engine; ruddy
Orange
also: pumpkin ; rust ;
Yellow
also: sunny; amber; saffron; hay; straw; platinum;
Green
also: viridescent; grass; jade; forest;
Blue
also: turquoise; cyan; ultramarine; royal; aqua; aquamarine;
Purple
also: berry; amaranthine;
Pink
also: flushed; candy; cherry blossom; petal pink ;
—– source: http://ingridsundberg.com/
—–additional synonyms added by me
I will forever cherish this post. I’ve seen it a multiple of times; how foolish of me to not reblog this masterpiece the first time I see it UGH
YES YES YES THANK YOU
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:} yeah :}
“I will carry you here in my heart and you’ll remind me, That come what may, I know the way,”
Bout to continue my Pokémon platinum play through even though I still have uni work because it’s the only thing that makes me feel alive anymore.

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I’m so glad I brought up an excellent point on Asexuality in this tutorial so it could be completely ignored.
Thanks miss I feel so valued
Started watching WandaVision
I avoided seeing any serious story spoilers (I watched a few funny compilation videos on YouTube but nothing major) so I’m really flying blind here.
Mmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
The implication that Stark industries briefly stopped stopped producing and sell weapons of mass destruction at the turn of the century to sell kitchen appliances is unendingly funny to me.
Still should have been an iron though.
WHO’S RALPH
(Episode 2)
Look at my girl having sex with a robot. Fuck yeah, I’m so proud.
Mmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
HYDRA MAKES WATCHES THIS IS PEAK SHIT I LOVE IT
Oh so we’re just gonna let bee man fuck shit up are we? Just gonna rewind and never talk about him again? Yeah fuck the bees.
Also why are the credits seven minutes long? When I’m done with the episodes I’m gonna play around with the audio to see if there’s any secrets behind them because idk why else they’re be so long.
(Episode three)
Loving the dad jokes. You’re coming in clutch Vision.
He did the diaper practice on the doll but didn’t take the dolls clothes off first? I don’t have kids but I feel like that’s a part of it?
HYDRA BUBBLEBATH. HYDRA BUBBLEBATH. HYDRA BUBBLEBATH.
Mmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes
(Episode four)
Oh yeah just punch me with some emotions nbd.
(Episode five)
Mmmmmmmmn, don’t trust Agnes.
Why were they dissecting Vision? What we’re they going to do with him? Sus.
Mmmmmmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
(Episode six)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
(Episode seven)
Darcy is a delight and I adore her.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
Wanda be a competent fucking parent for once do not let that woman take your kids I’m begging you.
A Darcy and Vision team-up wasn’t something I knew I wanted until you gave it to me and now I want twelve more just like it, thank you very much.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn Don’t trust Agnes.
FUCKING CALLED IT
Started watching WandaVision
I avoided seeing any serious story spoilers (I watched a few funny compilation videos on YouTube but nothing major) so I’m really flying blind here.
Mmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
The implication that Stark industries briefly stopped stopped producing and sell weapons of mass destruction at the turn of the century to sell kitchen appliances is unendingly funny to me.
Still should have been an iron though.
WHO’S RALPH
(Episode 2)
Look at my girl having sex with a robot. Fuck yeah, I’m so proud.
Mmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
HYDRA MAKES WATCHES THIS IS PEAK SHIT I LOVE IT
Oh so we’re just gonna let bee man fuck shit up are we? Just gonna rewind and never talk about him again? Yeah fuck the bees.
Also why are the credits seven minutes long? When I’m done with the episodes I’m gonna play around with the audio to see if there’s any secrets behind them because idk why else they’re be so long.
(Episode three)
Loving the dad jokes. You’re coming in clutch Vision.
He did the diaper practice on the doll but didn’t take the dolls clothes off first? I don’t have kids but I feel like that’s a part of it?
HYDRA BUBBLEBATH. HYDRA BUBBLEBATH. HYDRA BUBBLEBATH.
Mmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes
(Episode four)
Oh yeah just punch me with some emotions nbd.
(Episode five)
Mmmmmmmmn, don’t trust Agnes.
Why were they dissecting Vision? What we’re they going to do with him? Sus.
Mmmmmmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
(Episode six)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
(Episode seven)
Darcy is a delight and I adore her.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
Wanda be a competent fucking parent for once do not let that woman take your kids I’m begging you.
A Darcy and Vision team-up wasn’t something I knew I wanted until you gave it to me and now I want twelve more just like it, thank you very much.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn Don’t trust Agnes.
Started watching WandaVision
I avoided seeing any serious story spoilers (I watched a few funny compilation videos on YouTube but nothing major) so I’m really flying blind here.
Mmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
The implication that Stark industries briefly stopped stopped producing and sell weapons of mass destruction at the turn of the century to sell kitchen appliances is unendingly funny to me.
Still should have been an iron though.
WHO’S RALPH
(Episode 2)
Look at my girl having sex with a robot. Fuck yeah, I’m so proud.
Mmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
HYDRA MAKES WATCHES THIS IS PEAK SHIT I LOVE IT
Oh so we’re just gonna let bee man fuck shit up are we? Just gonna rewind and never talk about him again? Yeah fuck the bees.
Also why are the credits seven minutes long? When I’m done with the episodes I’m gonna play around with the audio to see if there’s any secrets behind them because idk why else they’re be so long.
(Episode three)
Loving the dad jokes. You’re coming in clutch Vision.
He did the diaper practice on the doll but didn’t take the dolls clothes off first? I don’t have kids but I feel like that’s a part of it?
HYDRA BUBBLEBATH. HYDRA BUBBLEBATH. HYDRA BUBBLEBATH.
Mmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes
(Episode four)
Oh yeah just punch me with some emotions nbd.
(Episode five)
Mmmmmmmmn, don’t trust Agnes.
Why were they dissecting Vision? What we’re they going to do with him? Sus.
Mmmmmmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
(Episode six)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
(Episode seven)
Darcy is a delight and I adore her.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
Wanda be a competent fucking parent for once do not let that woman take your kids I’m begging you.
A Darcy and Vision team-up wasn’t something I knew I wanted until you gave it to me and now I want twelve more just like it, thank you very much.
Started watching WandaVision
I avoided seeing any serious story spoilers (I watched a few funny compilation videos on YouTube but nothing major) so I’m really flying blind here.
Mmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
The implication that Stark industries briefly stopped stopped producing and sell weapons of mass destruction at the turn of the century to sell kitchen appliances is unendingly funny to me.
Still should have been an iron though.
WHO’S RALPH
(Episode 2)
Look at my girl having sex with a robot. Fuck yeah, I’m so proud.
Mmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
HYDRA MAKES WATCHES THIS IS PEAK SHIT I LOVE IT
Oh so we’re just gonna let bee man fuck shit up are we? Just gonna rewind and never talk about him again? Yeah fuck the bees.
Also why are the credits seven minutes long? When I’m done with the episodes I’m gonna play around with the audio to see if there’s any secrets behind them because idk why else they’re be so long.
(Episode three)
Loving the dad jokes. You’re coming in clutch Vision.
He did the diaper practice on the doll but didn’t take the dolls clothes off first? I don’t have kids but I feel like that’s a part of it?
HYDRA BUBBLEBATH. HYDRA BUBBLEBATH. HYDRA BUBBLEBATH.
Mmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes
(Episode four)
Oh yeah just punch me with some emotions nbd.
(Episode five)
Mmmmmmmmn, don’t trust Agnes.
Why were they dissecting Vision? What we’re they going to do with him? Sus.
Mmmmmmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
(Episode six)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
(Episode seven)
Darcy is a delight and I adore her.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
Wanda be a competent fucking parent for once do not let that woman take your kids I’m begging you.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Started watching WandaVision
I avoided seeing any serious story spoilers (I watched a few funny compilation videos on YouTube but nothing major) so I’m really flying blind here.
Mmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
The implication that Stark industries briefly stopped stopped producing and sell weapons of mass destruction at the turn of the century to sell kitchen appliances is unendingly funny to me.
Still should have been an iron though.
WHO’S RALPH
(Episode 2)
Look at my girl having sex with a robot. Fuck yeah, I’m so proud.
Mmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
HYDRA MAKES WATCHES THIS IS PEAK SHIT I LOVE IT
Oh so we’re just gonna let bee man fuck shit up are we? Just gonna rewind and never talk about him again? Yeah fuck the bees.
Also why are the credits seven minutes long? When I’m done with the episodes I’m gonna play around with the audio to see if there’s any secrets behind them because idk why else they’re be so long.
(Episode three)
Loving the dad jokes. You’re coming in clutch Vision.
He did the diaper practice on the doll but didn’t take the dolls clothes off first? I don’t have kids but I feel like that’s a part of it?
HYDRA BUBBLEBATH. HYDRA BUBBLEBATH. HYDRA BUBBLEBATH.
Mmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes
(Episode four)
Oh yeah just punch me with some emotions nbd.
(Episode five)
Mmmmmmmmn, don’t trust Agnes.
Why were they dissecting Vision? What we’re they going to do with him? Sus.
Mmmmmmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
(Episode six)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
(Episode seven)
Darcy is a delight and I adore her.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
Started watching WandaVision
I avoided seeing any serious story spoilers (I watched a few funny compilation videos on YouTube but nothing major) so I’m really flying blind here.
Mmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
The implication that Stark industries briefly stopped stopped producing and sell weapons of mass destruction at the turn of the century to sell kitchen appliances is unendingly funny to me.
Still should have been an iron though.
WHO’S RALPH
(Episode 2)
Look at my girl having sex with a robot. Fuck yeah, I’m so proud.
Mmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
HYDRA MAKES WATCHES THIS IS PEAK SHIT I LOVE IT
Oh so we’re just gonna let bee man fuck shit up are we? Just gonna rewind and never talk about him again? Yeah fuck the bees.
Also why are the credits seven minutes long? When I’m done with the episodes I’m gonna play around with the audio to see if there’s any secrets behind them because idk why else they’re be so long.
(Episode three)
Loving the dad jokes. You’re coming in clutch Vision.
He did the diaper practice on the doll but didn’t take the dolls clothes off first? I don’t have kids but I feel like that’s a part of it?
HYDRA BUBBLEBATH. HYDRA BUBBLEBATH. HYDRA BUBBLEBATH.
Mmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes
(Episode four)
Oh yeah just punch me with some emotions nbd.
(Episode five)
Mmmmmmmmn, don’t trust Agnes.
Why were they dissecting Vision? What we’re they going to do with him? Sus.
Mmmmmmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
(Episode six)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmn don’t trust Agnes.
(Episode seven)
Darcy is a delight and I adore her.