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You don’t have an Angel or a Devil on your shoulder. You have an Angry Viking and 50’s House Wife.

knightwing14

Both are telling me to solve my problems with murder

klinger4yossarian-deactivated20

The debate is over the method.

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bluebeetle

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!”

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

do-what-i-yoinky

Being on tumblr for years like:

thefloatingstone

I reblogged this before (for instance lol) but I just want to reblog again to add; I think this unintentionally really shows how superficial and shallow an app like Tiktok is.

You’re not allowed to have long term faves. You’re not allowed to return to old content. You’re not allowed to have a lasting presence. Everything has to be NOW NOW NOW.

To value anything to only the minute and a half when you first see it can’t be a healthy mindset in the long term, can it?

Adventures in ADD episode ????

“Wait when did I take my glasses off? Why’d I take my glasses off?”

*puts them back on, then immediately removes them*

“Ah, yep, sensory overload, I remember now.”

#add #adhd #sensory overload #sensory overwhelm #trigger warning: sensory overload #tw: sensory overload

sandersstudies

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m working there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

***

Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

***

Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee*

***

Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

***

Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

***

Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

***

Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

***

Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

***

Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates appropriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

spazzdhn

frogkenny

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

tristikov

Always reblog peent.

videodromefag

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

rgr-pop

omg!! omg

ladimcbeth

Forever reblog.

thegreenwolf

Heaven let your eent shine down.

gigglepuffpixie

@seekersqueaker

Because timberdoodle, bogsucker, hokumpoke, and Labrador twister weren’t “chunky” enough I guess

plagueship-deactivated20260202

@seekersqueaker

mumblerseeker

Woodcock birb

Also because Forestdildo was trademarked at the time.

void-the-bear

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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(Un)Friendly reminder that 2.8 million people have died from Covid-19, or nearly the entire population of Jamaica.

#coronavirus #covid19 #statistics

Me, reading a plant care manual:

“Sprouts in late autumn, white flowers with five petals.”

*Glares across the room*

“You’ve never sprouted flowers, you lazy bitch.”

#plants #plant mum #lazy plant

damselwrites

Color Synonyms

White

also: pale; blanched; sallow; pallid; waxen; spectral; translucent; albino;

Grey

also: dust; stone; pepper;

Black

also: coal; slate; dusky; ebon; shadow; murky;

Tan

also: flesh; khaki; cream; tawny;

Brown

also: henna; russet; sepia; chestnut; cocoa; drab; bronze;

Red

also: terracotta ; rouge; carmine; fire-engine; ruddy

Orange

also: pumpkin ; rust ;

Yellow

also: sunny; amber; saffron; hay; straw; platinum;

Green

also: viridescent; grass; jade; forest;

Blue

also: turquoise; cyan; ultramarine; royal; aqua; aquamarine;

Purple

also: berry; amaranthine;

Pink

also: flushed; candy; cherry blossom; petal pink ;

—– source: http://ingridsundberg.com/

—–additional synonyms added by me

ibunnyreuni

I will forever cherish this post. I’ve seen it a multiple of times; how foolish of me to not reblog this masterpiece the first time I see it UGH

alexwritesfiction

YES YES YES THANK YOU

theoneandonlyredrobin

Pretty

eat-the-door-to-the-v0id-deacti

@kryptic-krab

@mousefangs

crownquill

:} yeah :}

korra-of-the-watertribe

“I will carry you here in my heart and you’ll remind me, That come what may, I know the way,”

Bout to continue my Pokémon platinum play through even though I still have uni work because it’s the only thing that makes me feel alive anymore.

#Pokémon #pokémon platinum

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I’m so glad I brought up an excellent point on Asexuality in this tutorial so it could be completely ignored.

Thanks miss I feel so valued