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The timekeeper calling the match? That’s bullshit and everyone knows it. Here are some other ways WWE could have booked it to have Undertaker win without Brock losing credibility.

1.Brock has Undertaker beat. Demon Kane returns to form an alliance with Taker. Kane sets Brock on fire and Brock’s shoulders melt off his body and fall to the mat. The referee counts three because, as Michael Cole explains, there’s no rule that says the rest of your body has to be attached to your shoulders. After the match Brock grabs the ref, Kane, and Undertaker and simultaneously German suplexes all three of them.

2.Brock blades several times because he can do whatever the fuck he wants. He squirts so much blood it temporarily blinds the referee, who is unable to see the Undertaker tapping out to the Kimura. Brock gets in an argument with the ref. Taker lowblows Brock and puts him in the Hell’s Gate. Brock squirts so much blood it blinds ref again and ref waves his hands like “whoa that’s a lotta blood in my eyes” but it looks a lot like a “ring the bell” signal. Timekeeper rings the bell. There’s confusion. Michael Cole explains that once a bell rings, nothing else can happen. Brock simultaneously German Suplexes the ref, the timekeeper, some guy that looked at him funny, and Undertaker.

3. The ref gets bumped. Jon Stewart comes out to interfere again, but Brock grabs him and throws him way up in the air because he can. Jon Stewart dislodges a piece of roofing from the Barclay’s center, which comes hurdling back down to the ring. The roof hits Brock in the head, rendering him unconscious. Undertaker covers as the ref recovers for a three count. Brock wakes back up and simultaneously German Suplexes the ref, the Undertaker, Jon Stewart, and the Barclay’s Center.

4. The ref gets bumped. Brock has Taker beat but there’s NO ONE THERE TO CALL IT BECAUSE ONLY REFS DO THAT.Brock gets so mad he German Suplexes HIMSELF and gets knocked out. A doctor at ringside pronounces him dead, but the ref is still out so the match can’t end. Taker makes the cover as the ref recovers for a three count. Brock is resuscitated and simultaneously German Suplexes Undertaker, the ref, the doctor, and the EMT’s who saved his life.

http://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/arts/2015-07-09/ships-and-giggles-show-tips-waitstaff-overboard/

Ever gracious comedy boyfriend, Rob Gagnon was interviewed by the Austin Chronicle. A great read from one of the most tireless, positive people I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. 

We talk about this all time and it’s very easy to forget :

It’s about the work. 

Don’t let your happiness depend on outside goals. 

There’s so much you can’t control. 

No one’s waiting for you to do anything. 

Find your people and do as much as you can together.