Burtlederp Reblogs (too much)

Could i not have seen that before Christmas? Anyway, queueing this for next december to save a life.

This is how they wrap surgical sets before sterilizing them (in a cloth not paper...god I wosh the cloth is a pain in the ass) except when they tuck the last bit in, they fold it over so the end is poking out of the box (like a pull tab).

you summed up the struggle of all creators ever so nicely

One of those 'in the arms of the angels' style dog rescue commercials but it's for sad pathetic fictional men

@mitzo

There's this local family owned restaurant near me that makes the best fucking chicken tenders I've had in my life and I desperately need to know the recipe in case I move away but its a secret family recipe and I'm this 👌🏽 close to asking if they have a single adult son so I can marry in to the family just for these fucking chicken tenders. Anyway there's a possible fake marriage fanfic plot for you

dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

whats grundlous mean

of or pertaining to grundle

dogs care less about looks than smell, so this dog may not be interested in the look-alike aspect the way vision-centric humans are – interestingly tho, in the 17th century dalmatians were bred and used as “carriage dogs” to run alongside horse drawn carriages and carts… so this dog may be trying to figure out why running alongside this horse feels so right

You’re a better person than I