Ünmercyful Prökrastinator....

From where I come from (Perú) food is basically "sacred" and wasting food, specially for dumb jokes, is considered a fucking sin... and I still believe in that.

Cookies with golden raisins are delicious, fuck off.

Reading your catechism can save your live.

Holy fucking shit i have finally laid eyes on this legendary post

Lol at all the people commenting dead serious fucking walls of text at a fucking wall of text "...and they all stand up and clapped" story... motherfucking LOL. Ustedes los gringos estan bien locos jajadsjajsaja.

Maldita vieja sabrosa....

Average latino.

Europeans can snort so many mummies it wipes out almost the entire population of mummified individuals but human sacrifice is bad. Hm.

Is…is human sacrifice not bad to you guys? Like imagine if you didn’t know anything about them when you met them for the first time and they showed you all their amazingly advanced astronomy, irrigation systems, and stuff. Then the next thing they show you is a sacrifice to the gods which involves killing someone while they are fully conscious and healthy. You wouldn’t think that’s fucked up? You’d look past that because they know how the stars work? Hm.

human sacrifice isn’t bad

Are you guys so fucking commited to the “all white people bad” narrative that you are actually relativizing fucking human sacrifice? and adding the “we can’t judge people from the past by our moral standards” argument? you guys realize that by that logic we can’t judge anything that the Inquisition or the protestant courts/mobs did on heterodox thinking people did (torture; executions, expropiations, etc), right?. Of course we can’t just happily make general critic on people from the past by our current moral standards, but we can’t also go with the “oh no they were oppressed, therefore they can get away with murder” bullshit logic. People in the past, from many cultures including aztecs and europeans, did many amazing things but they also did horryfying stuff (seriously guys open a fucking history book: people around the world used to be brutal asf), and we should always remember both sides of the coin for every culture in existance (or ever existed), instead of that “good guys va bad guys” ten year old kid’s mentality narrative. Satysfying answers to historical moral dilemmas (for any narrative you are following of any end of the political spectrum) are fables not real history.

Por supuesto que no lo hiciste campeón... como decimos en mi país "qué chucha. Fue pes".

Freezer, mi hijo de puta favorito.