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NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL

I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead

I like the implication that if he were not dead he probably would be wandering around your house hiding under things

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how to seduce me:

deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account

dont talk to me

anthonyamorim

did u guys know that when i was 10, i did like 9 burger king commercials

anthonyamorim

this is my legacy

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Sometimes I worry maybe I’m the friend that no one likes but they all think everyone else likes me, so they all hide it, but then someone confesses they hate me, and everyone else agrees, and they team up to all stab me in the back 23 times at the Senate on the Ides of March

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as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”

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Free pizza is cancelled

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Why would you even say something like that

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Magical

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All my stress just lifted away

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So pure.

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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

birchpleaze

that feature sounds like a real life saver

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i hate everyone

brodnork

why am i being threatened

dennys

When life gives you lemons, combine their DNA with a prehistoric mosquito that was preserved in amber and create the Tyrannosourest Rex.

dreams-squared

It’s been a while since dennys got me to say what the fresh fuck

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things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

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I need this as a hat

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