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Vaguely irate, faintly nauseous, and ambiguously uncomfortable in a way where you can function and act normal, even though you'd much rather be face down on the ground doing the worm while shrieking like a banshee in a rock tumbler.

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I need dental jazz

#someone playing jazz on my teeth #quotes from my roommate

Fig and the Cig Figs would totally cover Freak by Demi Lovato

#it’s so fig coded #Gorgug would be great at yungblud’s part #dimension 20 #fig faeth #gorgug thistlespring #fantasy high #fig and the cig figs

lutalical

Is Ryan seacrest just the guy version of Vanna White?

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And what if I said it’s not a waste of money to just get chicken strips and fries at every restaurant because I like to see what they might do differently at each place!

#different breadings #different seasonings #new fry shapes #picky eater #autistic things

ofchaosgoddess

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

nothereforthedrama

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

honeyedsunlight

help I'm having ideas beyond my pricepoint

mxmorel

help I’m having ideas beyond my skill level

anglaised

i need a radical change n my life and i need it now

For over a week, I was telling my friends I had a feeling something bad was going to happen on the Fourth of July

When the fourth finally came, my anxiety kept spiking, and I kept repeating that something terrible was going to happen

They told me I should relax, stay home, and take a nap. So I did it.

I woke up from that nap to find that Nazis marched on the US capital

Now I have to have another talk with my therapist about whether or not I am an Oracle or if I just live in hell

moldavite

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

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wooteena

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

sixty-silver-wishes

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

sixty-silver-wishes

so this post has blown up; turns out a lot of people feel the same way I do. If you're feeling conflicted or upset over 4th of July, I've compiled a list of educational resources and charities, both regarding US and international issues, which you can look into if you'd like. Issues here include humanitarian aid to Gaza, Ukraine, and the Caribbean, as well as reproductive, LGBT, BIPOC, and disability rights in the US.

sixty-silver-wishes

woke up and saw people were reblogging this again. anyway, yeah. america is still being really mean and I do not want to go to its birthday party today

if you would like to spite the really mean people even more today, consider donating to raices con voz. they're a student-led organization in los angeles, who deliver food and essential supplies to immigrant families who can't leave their homes due to the ICE raids. More information about them here

EDIT: Had to fix the link! please reblog this version instead

sixty-silver-wishes

another year of not wanting to go to america's birthday party in two days. because it's really mean. so we should help the people that america is being really mean to

in keeping with tradition, here is a link to unicef's fund for emergency health supplies and services for survivors of the venezuela earthquakes.

here is another link for manos in action, an organization that delivers supplies, such as food and childcare items, to latin american immigrants in central florida. I've participated in one of their local food drives; they're great. if you're not local to central florida, you can always donate money.

the other links are still available too, so feel free to check those out!

homunculus-argument

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

thekijs

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

weaselle

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

what-even-is-thiss

I still like the term parental unit that we used to use as a joke in middle school and high school. Did everyone else do that or was it just a my social circles thing?

Anyways telling the kids to go collect their parental units at the end of an event is a) funny b) gender neutral and c) just refers to the person currently doing your parenting

Also if you’re on joking terms with your parents “greetings, child” “greetings, parental unit” is a top tier greeting. Makes you sound like robot aliens.

burnt-melody

I was raised by my grandparents and around middle school I started referring to them as “the parentals” because saying I had to ask my grandparents was to much to say every time and I got sick of explaining my situation

It was also just more fun to say “I’m calling my parentals”, and when I went low contact with them I started calling them the “ex-parentals”

Just found out I’m the only one of my roommates who knows algebra

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anonyymoose

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

scooplery

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

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