BURNINGVALYRIA

I hate you "click now to sync contacts". I hate you "sign in with Facebook". I hate you "connect with your Twitter". I hate you targeted ads. I hate you social media algorithms. I hate you brands and mascots with accounts. I hate you "upgrade to premium". I hate you free trials that require credit card info. I hate you pop up ads that take up half the screen. I hate you ads with sound. I hate you unskippable commercials. I hate you anti-piracy firewalls. I hate you late stage capitalism.

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

Literally what I was just talking about lol. Look at that, the universe agrees.

soup is now what bacon and pizza were in the 2010's. frogs are the new owls, mushrooms are the new succulents.

bog era

the plant has a question

love being drunk texted actually. like yes think about me and wish i was here