Lee: “I am pregnant. And it’s yours.”
Bullseye burst into laughter, clutching his gut and crying a little even.
“That’s a good one.” He wiped the tears away and giggled to himself.
“Yeah. Fuck you too. I would laugh if it was funny. Anyway, just wanted to let you know, in case you see a half mutant blond little homocidal bastard running through the city in a few years.”
Lee slumped down on the couch and screamed in one off the pillows.
“Bullshit. I don’t even remember us fucking.” Bullseye retorted and crossed his arms defensively. Not that that said that much considering Lee usually meant a lot of booze, pills, and dubious choices.
“Since when do you need to fuck to get pregnant.”
Lee lifted her arms and drew a headline into the air. “Science.”
She closed her eyes. “Didn’t expected to have to keep it though. Fuck, even your DNA ist unkillable. Combined with my healing factor I am afraid I created a monster.”
“Why the fuck were you turkey bastin’ yourself with my jizz?!” Bullseye nearly shrieked, gesticulating wildly. He wasn’t really getting anywhere in his head, just repeating on ‘what the fuck?’.
“Not your jizz. A simple DNA sample is enough. And it was planned to maybe 3 months and then get it out to... you know the stuff that I sell. Self healing mutant meds are the hot shit and some fresh cells from a fetus are good money. And further research material.”
It hadn’t go as planned.
Lester rubbed his temples and walked in a circle, trying to understand why the fucking hell he was freaking out so hard. Then something hit him.
“What the fuck did you mean that you had to keep it?”
“Some shit went wrong. Probably because of your Adamantium procedure. Long story short, that bastard won’t die or get removed. The only thing we haven’t tried is to blow me up to pieces, but that would probably fail too.”
Lee looked at Lester and grew concerned about what he would do.
“Before you get any ideas... Of course my doc tried to cut it out. It’s like it protects himself with a ... cage. Or cocoon. And the bastard dials my healing factor up to 11 24/7. That isn’t helpful either.”












