how did none of harry’s kids end up with glasses
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how did none of harry’s kids end up with glasses

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Marnie has the cutest birthday ever.
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IT KISSES THE STUFFED ANIMALS AND TELLS THEM IT LOVES THEM
This is one of my favorite “bad day” videos soooo in case you’re having a rough day here you go
@pitygeon
do you ever feel victimized by fanfic authors when you make them fanart and then they give YOU compliments and you try to give THEM compliments and its a vicious cycle??? ♥♥ ft. @nicolareed
This is the best XD and so true 💕 I love how authors and artists can inspire each other back and forth~
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I LOST IT AT THE END
The girl brightening her underarms is actually Khloe Dosh!!
“Khloe broke down the benefits of these ingredients in an Instagram post. She explained oats exfoliate and remove excess oil and bacteria, while turmeric evens skin tone, cayenne pepper improves skin’s texture, and the glue helps to peel off the mask. Not into using glue? Khloe suggests mixing in a peel-off mask instead.”
via hellogiggles
This hyperpigmentation trick apparently also helps brighten up inner thighs and around your neck!
HALLELUJAH i need thissss
Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot- doot doot doot- dooooo
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In the hall of the mountain king

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Here are all the Dragon Age companions in a nutshell:
Origins:
Alistair: Your senior officer who is so scared of taking charge that he pretends you’re the senior officer. You can make him king.
Morrigan: Antisocial witch who totally turns into a spider just to fuck with Alistair. Will probably hold her nose and boink him later.
Leliana: Ex-nun that murders people and tells you bedtime stories.
Sten: Murders a whole family. One of your more reliable companions.
Shale: A fashion-conscious, bird-hating rock.
Wynne: Magical possessed Grandma. <3
Zevran: Failed to kill you. Tries to seduce you instead.
Oghren: Drinks so much that you forget he has other personality traits. You probably made him kill his wife.
Dog: Who’s a good boy?! You are! Yes, you are!
Loghain: Doesn’t know why he’s here and frankly kind of wishing you just killed him.
Awakening:
Anders: All he wanted was to leave the giant tower he was trapped in and not be murdered. Jury’s out on how well that worked out.
Oghren: Still drunk. He left his new wife so he could kill more things with you.
Nathaniel: He’s forced into the club because ‘some of your best friends have tried to kill you,’ and frankly he’s concerned.
Velanna: Fuck all you shem. She’s only here because she’s looking for her sister. Also her ears aren’t that big.
Justice: He doesn’t know what he’s doing but you seem like a good sort so he’ll follow you like a confused and rotting spirit puppy.
Sigrun: For a dead woman, she is the peppiest of the bunch. Will set Justice’s corpse spasms to music.
Dragon Age 2:
Carver: Fuck you. Oh wait… maybe less fuck you. Or maybe he’s the fucker all along.
Bethany: She loves you. Oh wait… no, she still loves you, even if you’re a prick.
Aveline: Please follow the law. Please stop dragging her into your illegal messes. She just wants to be a good guard captain.
Varric: He is writing all this shit down to tell embarrassing stories later.
Anders: VIVE LA RÉSISTANCE! Also, Fenris can go fuck himself.
Fenris: Murder ALL the mages. Also, Anders can go fuck himself.
Merrill: The naive fish out of water from every romantic comedy, except she makes blood pacts with demons.
Isabela: FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT runs away with life-saving relic FLIRT SOME MORE.
Sebastian: A priest who accidentally joined a gang.
Inquisition:
Cassandra: Best tank. Could probably have a faith spirit in her head and you couldn’t tell the difference.
Blackwall: Liar liar beard on fire.
Solas: Liar liar egg on fire. Plus racism.
Iron Bull: Is literally called ‘liar’ and doesn’t lie to you for the whole main game.
Varric: He has finally reached a point where even if he tells this story honestly, no one will ever believe him.
Vivienne: She will make you classy or so help her–
Dorian: Someone stop his country from embarrassing itself again please.
Sera: Down with the bourgeoisie, except not so far down that we can’t steal from them.
Cole: Is even worse that this than Justice. You love your weirdo spirit puppy anyway.
Leliana: Someone said something mean? Cut out their tongue.
Josephine: Please just talk to people. Her life would be so much easier if you did.
Cullen: Can’t escape this franchise no matter how far he runs.
I’m can’t breath I’m laughing so hard…
Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.
It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.
no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:
no white gay will reblog this
no white lgb person will reblog this
Without Stonewall, without the efforts of Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, the LGBTQ Community wouldn’t be where it is today. Don’t forget the roots, don’t forget the catalyst.
and then TERFs wanna be like, “hmm well the LGBT community existed before Stonewall!”
but like…Becky, of course LGBTQ+ people existed before Stonewall. We’ve all existed since the beginning of time. But the movement got a shock to its senses, a jump-start, a rocket-into-space when that glass shattered via Marsha P. Johnson, and when Sylvia Rivera was up on-stage protesting guess who was on the sidelines heckling her?
The same fuckers who won’t ever reblog or acknowledge this
Exactly
Slavic Cossack dancing known as Hopak
Warning: Do not try this at home unless you were born with super Slavic knee strength
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chillin on a Saturday night
Calm down jojo
you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax
You call that “chillin”?
Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink
I dunno, man,
sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop
get on my level boys
Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.
Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck
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My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.
lol.
I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.
i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️
(warning for loud noise in some of them)
It’s funny cause it’s true
This generation has post Malone and 21 savage as their rockstar song…. the real 90s babies had this as our rockstar song 😂🤙🏽🤘🏽
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I’m dying

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“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do
“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over
“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put
“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into
“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise
“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.
“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.
“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.
“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NEVER RELATED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
“Don’t you shout at me” to the till whenever I don’t hit the right button and it beeps shrilly at me.
Report: humans seem to believe that inanimate objects possess a spirit of some sort, and will often address them thinking the item will hear and understand. This makes our previous observations about the joy they experience when blowing things up quite disturbing.
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I’ve been studying the classic black tie dress code (mainly from here) so I thought I could share my notes. Maybe they can be helpful to someone else, too. If I made any mistakes or things are really confusing please tell me. I also have some notes on white tie which I could share as well…
Guide to ammmazziinggg suits n’ such